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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #285 on: February 03, 2009, 03:04:42 AM »
Who's Ari?


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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #286 on: February 04, 2009, 06:47:56 PM »
That's a good one, Knight.  Did he realize his mistake?
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #287 on: February 04, 2009, 11:47:44 PM »
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." Unknown
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #288 on: February 05, 2009, 06:06:42 AM »
Ari is my fiancée.  She rarely pokes about on these forums.  And yes, she realized her mistake, and started giggling uncontrollably.
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #289 on: February 05, 2009, 04:52:52 PM »
She may like this pun then:  "Parthanogenesis, a budding field of scientific study."
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #290 on: February 26, 2009, 10:07:25 PM »
'You know how I account for the blackness of modern writing?' Martin asked. 'Like everyone else these days, writers have to get by without servants. They have to take in washing and do all their own. No wonder they're morbid. No wonder they're bushed.'

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #291 on: February 26, 2009, 11:36:25 PM »
Heard this one again the other day and just could not stop laughing.

STRONG BAD: Marzipan, look: this is Goatface. I have a goat for a face. Like, not that I have a goat's head for a face, or that my head is a goat's head — like, my face is an entire goat. So, anyways, I was calling you ups 'cause I wanted to join your Goatface Club! Since you've got quite a goat face yourself, I figured you'd be the go-to guy, or gal. It's hard to tell with that goat face of yours. Anyways, my number is {imitates a goat} eeeeeh-uhhh! So gimme a call back! We can compare goat faces, though I can't imagine... that yours... your- is- pret-... you're ugly... Marzipan. This is Strong Bad, and you're ugly.
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #292 on: March 04, 2009, 09:44:25 PM »
I'm going to buck the status quo a bit and actually give serious quotes; ie, not jokes.


"You win battles by knowing the enemy's timing, and using a timing which the enemy does not expect.”

"Step by step walk the thousand mile road. Today is victory over yourself of yesterday; tomorrow is your victory over lesser men."

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #293 on: March 13, 2009, 05:33:22 PM »
Germany has the Fatherland.
Russia has the Motherland.
We just have an old uncle who wants us every once in a while.
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #294 on: March 14, 2009, 05:30:59 PM »
"The truth hurts.  Sure, not as much as jumping on a bi-cycle with the seat missing, but it does hurt." 
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #295 on: March 14, 2009, 07:15:57 PM »
"I made a funny." Master Splinter.
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #296 on: March 14, 2009, 11:07:23 PM »
Who's Master Splinter?
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #297 on: March 15, 2009, 06:14:59 AM »
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE OLD NINJA TURTLES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #298 on: March 15, 2009, 01:08:21 PM »
Quote from: miyabi on March 15, 2009, 06:14:59 AM
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE OLD NINJA TURTLES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Ooooohhhhh! The name didn't spark any memories but that does! Those movies were so fun.
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #299 on: March 15, 2009, 06:11:20 PM »
Ummm…if I say 'no' will you shoot me? 'Cause if yes, then yes, but if no, then…no. Lol.
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