Ah. I was planning to write a multi-part article for TWG about my high school RPG experiences. I still plan to go ahead with it (it'll be good) but without spoiling too much, here's three stories, and three entries.
The first story is the most recent, in a game of "Mutant Bikers of the Atomic Wasteland" a fudgey, beer and Pretzels game. It was during the swimming carnival at school, during which we were roleplaying to pass the time. It was kind of a tradition to do such. Anyway, my friend is the GM, and we're all playing members of a band, my character not only having mutant Tentacles but being a guitarist. Anyway, throughout the game I've been making a big deal about how important my guitar is to my character, and playing it badly to the annoyance of everyone else at every oppurtunity.
Anyway, we get to this part midway through the mission in which we're fighting a group of gangers, some on motorbikes, some on foot. My friend Jarrah's character is armed with a Pistol and a baseball bat with a Nail through it, and keeps getting lucky rolls. While everyone has struggled to kill a single foe, he announces: "That's one!" He continues this count, and by the time of most of our first kills he's claimed "That's Four!" having taken out another enemy by driving by with the bat.
Anyway, I start getting the opposite rolls, really bad ones. A flamethrower gets shot at me; I ask "Is my guitar ok?" it was, luckily enough.
Then, I perform a cool manouver, stuff it up, and drop my guitar off my bike. I of course have to circle around and get it. "Is it damaged?" I ask. Luckily, it wasn't.
I get attacked, and my bike *blows up*. (He hit the fuel tank) The guitar is hurled a thousand feet into the air, falls, hits the ground, and according to my GM is undamaged. I run at another biker, kill him, take his bike, and circle back for my guiatr again.
Then, I get attacked, and knocked off my bike. For revenge, I chase after him with a sledgehammer, kill him, and another biker comes for me. I use a FUDGE point, put a dagger in his front Tire and he flips over. "That's Two!" I say.
Anyway, Jarrah is near my fallen bike, so I ask him to check my guitar. Miraculusly, it was still undamaged. (It was getting to the point now we all thought it must be invincable, since it had been through everything on other player's actions too). Anyway, he picks it up, and rides it over to me.
That's when the gang leader, a bastard with a Flamethrower, a forcefield and a bad attitude came for him on foot. That's also when Jarrah's luck ran out. The Flamethrower absolutely caned him, blowing up his bike, and throwing the guiatar into the air again. It hits the ground, the tension rises, and the GM rules it is *still* undamaged.
Then a stray bullet hits it, causing a tiny, tiny scratch. "Nnooooo!" I scream, in character.
Then, another biker rides at Jarrah on the ground, hitting the Guitar and Smashing it into a thousand pieces.