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Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman
« on: March 11, 2005, 06:11:00 AM »
First off, I'm not sure if there's been a thread about this.  If I've missed it, pls direct me to it and I'll shutup.

Zatoichi (or Zato Ichi) was a comic book character - a blind swordsman who posed as a masseur, a gambler, who wandered the countryside.  He was a master swordsman, the best alive.

The movie itself... acting - most of the acting was terrible.  Its going to sound racist and harsh, but its like a lot of japanese movies, at least the cheap ones.  

Characters were as thin as paper, despite the attempts to show motivation etc.

Storyline was.... pretty pathetic really.

Action: Hm... pretty much the bloodiness of Kill Bill, though not quite so comedy like as that.  It doesn't really follow any of the conventions these days eg. the 'showdown' sword fight ended in 5 seconds after it began.  Kinda a letdown.  

It had some interesting points - Zatoichi himself was ok, there was a little bit of Zen (not worth watching for though) and there was some interesting music which tied in with the rythm of extras in the background, digging in fields etc.

The thing which was really wierd, was that after the storyling was all over, just before the end, there was a general conglomeration of all teh good characters who joined in synchronised japanese line tap-dancing... kinda wierd.

So yes...
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Re: Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2005, 08:37:57 AM »
Was this a more recent movie? or the classic TV series from the 50-60s?  Becasue those TV shows were awsome.

As for cheap japanese movies, that's about 98% of them.
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Re: Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2005, 11:37:36 AM »
No, this was pretty recent, and I'd really like to see it. I respect an action movie that takes time out for musical numbers and tap dancing.
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Re: Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2005, 06:22:57 AM »
Yeah, it came out @ exactly same time as Hero.  Its not something which I came away from thinking "I'd see that again".  Once is enough.
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Re: Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2005, 10:34:59 AM »
Dono if you have an international channel where you are Outcast, but as I said, the old TV show is great.  It's basicaly a spagetti westren but Japanese style.
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