Star Destroyers

[JP Dogberry]

The solution is still fire.

[House of Mustard]

I take offense at that.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Flame wars. Heh.

[House of Mustard]

I take offense at that, too.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I just take offense from you. any time I can.

[House of Mustard]

I'm offended that you don't seem to be taking my offense seriously.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

That's kind of the point

[House of Mustard]

Well, man, I'm just getting offended left and right.  Perhaps I'll threaten to leave the boards, since I can see no one wuvs me.

*Curls up in the corner and cries.

[Archon]

     Now now cheer up Mustard, I am willing to bet that nobody has ever "wuvved you" so you shouldn't let it get you down now. By the way I have been known to disguise insults as consolation.

[JP Dogberry]

Can't curl up in the corner - Platform wars is still hanging around down there, for whatever reason. Best add fire.

[Fellfrosch]

Don't tell me you guys got the Bugs Bunny allusion and missed the Robert Frost? I suppose I should expect that from you plebeians.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

rabbit season!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Poet season!

[Archon]

     The only thing is that the poets can shoot back. By the time you counted up the bodies, the hunting wouldnt be worth it.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

have you read a lot of poetry...?

Because even if you killed a handful of poets, it'd be worth it...