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Title: Dachshunds plot world domination
Post by: stacer on August 17, 2004, 10:16:22 PM

^ Subject line of a recent thread on the childlit listserv.

Can't you just see it now? Hundreds of little weiner dogs just waiting for their chance to make us play catch 300 times a day! Make us find their squeaky toys! Kick us out of the bed!

(My little dachshund friend, Fritz, already does that last.)

Title: Re: Dachshunds plot world domination
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on August 17, 2004, 11:16:45 PM

"I ordered 200 oxen and they sent me all these... weiner dogs."

Title: Re: Dachshunds plot world domination
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on August 18, 2004, 02:45:35 AM

Of course the foil to this dastardly plot are the Nations of Vietnam and the Phillipines... Striking out for justice and cheap meat in the name of all mankind.

mmmm yummy.

Title: Re: Dachshunds plot world domination
Post by: Maxwell on August 18, 2004, 03:16:48 AM

would you like fries with that...DACHSUND FRIES!!! MUWAHHHAHH!!!!!

Title: Re: Dachshunds plot world domination
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on August 18, 2004, 07:32:04 AM

The dachsund we used to have, Helga, was very motherly. She licked us clean and chased squirells. She was raised by cats. she ruled.

Title: Re: Dachshunds plot world domination
Post by: 42 on August 18, 2004, 11:47:37 AM

Dashsund's ruling the world? That would be the end of legs (and ankles) as we know them.