Cinema Quote Sense

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition, and gentlemen in England now abed shall think themselves acursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks, that fought with us upon St. Crispin's day!
King Hal- Henry V- Brannaugh or Olivia

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Now some of you boys are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. I can assure you you'll all do your duty. Wade into them! Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand in a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Alright. Now you sons of bitches, you know how I feel. And I would be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anywhere. And that's all.

Patton, Patton.

[House of Mustard]

"He's dead. I'm crippled. You're lost. Do you suppose it's always like that? War, I mean."

--Officer Campbell, The Longest Day

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Your skill, his brawn, and my brains against sixty men and you expect me to be happy about a little head jiggle? Now if we only had a wheelbarrow that'd be something.
-Wesley, The Princess Bride.

[House of Mustard]

"There are two kinds of people in the world: those with loaded guns, and those who dig."
Joe -- The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"Could be worse. Could be raining!"
*thunder rumble*
-Igor, Young Frankenstein (it's the gravedigging scene)

[Lieutenant Kije]

"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well.  A man of infinite jest..."

-pick your favorite film version of Hamlet

[House of Mustard]

Jeff: Can you think of one good reason why I, a strange man, should be interested in proposing to you, a mighty strange woman and at this hour of the day?
Meg: Because you're a lad and I'm a lass!
Jeff: Well, with that philosophy you must have had a provocative career!  

--- Brigadoon

[fuzzyoctopus]

Colonel Pickering: "Are you a man of good character where women are concerned? "

Henry Higgins: "Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?"

- My Fair Lady

[Archon]

Fuzzy, or Merry rather, that quote has already been posted.

[fuzzyoctopus]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[Peter Ahlstrom]

"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well.  A man of infinite jest..."

Shouldn't that be "Alas, poor Yorick!--I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest..."?

[Fellfrosch]

Methinks he doth protest too much.

[House of Mustard]

Elsinore: And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
Judge: Would you please explain for the court "time coding."
Elsinore: Well, uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.

--Strange Brew

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.

-Ford Prefect to Arthur Dent, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

(edit, I suppose it's possible the movie won't actually USE that line, but they better, or else they'll deserve a good flogging)