SFNC archive from last week

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Hey Hey Hey, How yall doin, keeping it sultry and smooth I hope...

Its 1 am on the east coast, and my southwestern salmon and salad greens is sounding quite good.

Whats everybody doin this evening.

[Captain Morgan]

Waiting to go to bed. Got the night shift for the next 6 weeks, and only one day off a week after working 12 hours a day. It makes it hard to go to days for one day then back to nights. So, I thought I would stay up and bs with yousguys

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

I know how that goes,... get a lot of rest, and keep it real.

[Captain Morgan]

Rest is for people who are sleepy and weak. I am just trying to do a little time wasten. Time to break out the Morgans and have a little fun!

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

as in the spiced rum drink that puts hair on your teeth?

[Captain Morgan]

And on your chest too. Not that I need any more chest hair. Strictly speaking, I am a Private stock man, which is to say that it is a higher quality spiced rum. MMMMM

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

I remember rum fondly.. my favorite I recall was Pussers Navy rum,

two great drinks too..

grog

and Pussers Painkiller....

A Painkiller is goood.

But its pimpdaddy time so you best be drinkin that Cristal and Courvousier .

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

so what do you do Mr Morgan?

[Captain Morgan]

I'm a Non Licensed Nuclear Power Plant Operator, getting ready to go into a refueling outage. If I follow the pipe line all the way through, as in get a Senior Reactor Operators (SRO) License (and that's the plan) I will have spent at least a quarter of my job in training. So a 20 year career would mean 5 years of training. I have one year down, and in the next year or so, I should be picked up for Licence class for a RO (Reactor Operator) License. It is very exciting and stressfull, and sometimes I wonder if it is worth all the pain and suffering I must endure with my billion dollar stair stepper, but all in all the job is quite satisfying.

What about you? I'm assuming the medical industry, but what specifically?

[Captain Morgan]

It may be pimp dady time, but all I got other than realy cheap beer (and that is just strictly for pizza making) is some cheap vodka, gin and my Captain Morgan Private Stock. So no Cristal and Courvousier for the Captn. But i can still be pimpin with the Morgan.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Actually I added the Dr. Part so I could quote my favorite simpsons episode... but your the first person to ask me.

I finally get the chance..

man in white coat giving pills to Lisa " OK take some of these, and some of these and some of these"

Patty "thank you doctor."

Man in white coat "Oh Im not a doctor!"

No, Im in the military.... A petty officer in the USCG. My field is marine science Hence my rank, Marine Science Technician 3rd class.

They taught me all the horrific things you ever needed to know about petrolium products...

[Captain Morgan]

I'm sorry did you say the military? I hardly think that the USCG is the military. You guys are always trying to pull off that you were in the department of defence, but in reality you are in the department of transportation looking for drugged up crack whores  

Sorry for that, I was in the Navy as an enlisted puke myself Petty Officer Electricians Mate 3rd Class, until they thought they I should become an officer. After that I became a midshipman, and then my metabolism slowed way down and the pounds came up. They didn't want a fat officer so I was left to find my own way. I went back to my enlisted roots (ie Naval Nuclear stuff) and went back into Nuke power.

I was stationed at Newport, Rhode Island and we had some Coast Guard members there and had a friendly rivalry that usually ended up with one group trying to get the other group slooshed. Good times were had by all.
Where are you stationed at?

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

I'm sorry did you say the military? I hardly think that the USCG is the military. You guys are always trying to pull off that you were in the department of defence, but in reality you are in the department of transportation looking for drugged up crack whores  

But at least we could keep the navy wives company for six months at a time.

Right now "sqiddy"    I'm at USCG HQ in DC right now  :,... which is much better than Newport ever was... Man too many rich folks there... I mean they have a Jai Lai stadium.

[Captain Morgan]

Oh man burn. I can feel the burn. Thank you for reminding me why I never married while I was in.

I never did make the time going to the Jai Lai stadium. And oh man was there ever so many rich folks. It made me feel like a real country bumkin that is for sure.

I would have rather been in DC, almost made it to the cermonial guard, but I was a nuke and 2 inches too short. How long have you been there?

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

4 years here,... 3 on a cutter waiting for my A school.