Tax season

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

He owes me money first.

[Tink]

I got my state tax return back. I had it direct deposited and so it is in my account as we speak. It came back really quick. I'm so glad I'm done and I don't have to worry about it!

[stacer]

I got my return about 3 weeks ago. Spent it about 2 1/2 weeks ago. It went in a hurry, but it was really nice to be able to pay for things I had needed to do for a while, like take Mogget to the vet, etc.

[Spriggan]

I'm buying a copy of Vegas DVD from a friend and a nice microphone with mine.

http://www.sonymediasoftware.com/Products/ShowProduct.asp?PID=967

It's basically the best PC audio and video editor you can get under a grand.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I heard that the demo version of vegas lets you do everything but save your projects.

Yeah, that's right, what happens in Vegsa stays in Vegas.

*hides from the tomatoes*

[The Lost One]

* The Lost One give tomato to Ninja Monkey which then returns to its master, Lucky-E Charms, and throws tomato at Lucky-E Charms *

[The Jade Knight]

One of my former DMs is an IRS agent.

Fortunately, my father is a CPA.  He does my taxes.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

* The Lost One give tomato to Ninja Monkey which then returns to its master, Lucky-E Charms, and throws tomato at Lucky-E Charms *

foolish mortal. Ninja monkeys don't use tomatoes, or turn on me.

[The Lost One]

The Ninja monkey was not turning on you but merely helping you to face the tomato. And I agree that Ninja monkeys don't normally use tomatoes but I was called for in this circumstance (by you actually) and the Ninja Monkey did in fact use a tomato on March 3rd, 2006. Further, denial of the situation is not helpful (as the record clearly shows that you where hit by a tomato thrown by a Ninja Monkey on March 3, 2006). Evidence to the contrary has not been presented.

Finally, pointing out my mortality (while failing to recognize your own) serves no purposes.

[Nessa]

So, Jade, were you going to explain to us what your name means? I'm assuming it's in some language I can't pronounce.

Just curious.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Silly Lawyer. The "record" you so fling around is an easily faked documentation. It holds little to no weight in court.
As for being mortal, I will point you to my forum title. I have no mortality to recognize. Thus while you are fallible, the likelihood is that I am not.

[The Lost One]

e, you show you're ignorance of the US court system. The courts do not easily find the truth. Even if the "record" has been faked, unless there is evidence to show that it has been, in facted, faked, the record will stand solid and uncontridicted. Possibility of being faked is not enough. There is nothing to imbeach the record's credibility. Thus, if this matter would be litigated (which it can't be) I would be in a position to easily slaughter you in a preliminary motion for summary judgment. In addition, your fallibility has now also been proven and a ninja monkey hit you with a tomato.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

it's really not all that difficult to cast doubts on the record being solid. Not *this* record anyway.

[The Jade Knight]

It's Welsh.  I'm celebrating St. David's Day (Cymru am Byth!), which was March 1.

[Nessa]

Ah! Thank you.

Now you just need to translate 'Y Marchog Jed' for me.