Current Poll

[Lieutenant Kije]

hah!

[House of Mustard]

jinx!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

man, i'm glad I didn't hire you guys as assassins. You'd screw it all up. The thing turns off, you know, the only time it has to be on is when you actually are running someone through. You could even fake 'em out. y'know, shove this handle at someone, and the'll laugh at you cuz you're trying to threaten them with, like, nothing but a handle. BUt as soon as it's close enough, you turn it on and the blade comes out and goes right through them. then you turn it off and sneak out. Duh.

[Lieutenant Kije]

You just better hope you're holding it rightside out when you're turning it on in the dark.  That'd be a neat trick if your monkey ran himself through right in front of his target.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

yeah, but seeing as they're not retarded, I'm sure they can handle that.

[House of Mustard]

Retarded or no, they're still monkeys.  They'd probably be more prone to throw poop at each other than to kill anybody.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

they throw poop at their targets. Not each other. They're TRAINED ninja monkeys. You're just mad because I have a better grip on how to actually make good use of a lightsaber than you.

[Lieutenant Kije]

Yeah - give it to a monkey.  That's the best use of a lightsaber I've ever heard.

[Fellfrosch]

We had a working lightsaber option on a "what I want for Christmas" poll a few years ago, and as you know we try never to repeat anything. Except the lovely and talented Ginger Rogers, circa 1936.

[Lieutenant Kije]

Now she could work wonders with a lightsaber.

[JP Dogberry]

Who are the three thankful for pants? I, for one, am thankful for no pants.


Whhooooo! No pants!

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Yeah, wasn't me for a change. I was thankful for the Poley...polytechnical war. You know... the war that was fought over how many angles are actually in two adjoining triangles, which made the advancements in radiotechology.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

/me declares this No Pants Thanksgiving and removes his own.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Yeah, wasn't me for a change. I was thankful for the Poley...polytechnical war. You know... the war that was fought over how many angles are actually in two adjoining triangles, which made the advancements in radiotechology.

Many brave warriors died in that war.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

well, they were really just the army corps of engineers, but still, I think that counts.