TWG Hall of Fame

[EUOL]

Well, inspired by SE and Sprig, I decided to start up a thread where we can compile the best moments from the message board for easy, future reference.

A couple of ground rules.  I'm going to adjudicate this one--so if you post something that I think was too harsh or offensive to another board member, I'll delete it.  Second, I'll be the final judge of what gets retained for posterity and what doesn't.  Third, you can't post a quote by you yourself, and you can't post anything that isn't an exact cut and past from another thread on the forum.

Keeping those things in mind, feel free to post!  Any time someone says something you find particularly clever and/or amusing, clip it and put it here.  You'll be doing your fellow board-members an honor, and it will be a nice way to give someone else a good 'thumbs up' for contributing to our enjoyment.

[Maxwell]

the question was: "if you could choose how to die what would it be?"

I think I'd like to be on a rollercoaster that goes nuts or something.  Then at least my last thoughts could be, "See, I KNEW there was a good reason to be afraid of heights!"

this is the best answer i got on my survey, and i totally agree, cept i'm not afraid of heights

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

Yes I am afraid of contact with idiots like you - you might infect me.

And as for calling me 'pure evil' thats not an insult; thats a compliment.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

on: 05/02/04 at 21:11:24  T.F.O. wrote.

dana and I just now finished what we have come to call "ghettosuvius"

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Note that on the issue of real-world possibility, Super Mario Bros. stands somewhere in the middle--it's almost impossible to eat a flower and shoot fireballs out your nose, but anyone can jump up and down on a turtle.

~Fell

[Maxwell]

I'm sorry, I'd agree with you if you weren't wrong.

she says the coolest stuff

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"In fact, to make myself clear, I shall edit my earlier post to add a smiley face."
-JamPaladin

[Spriggan]

It's far too late [at night] to be fiddling with P tags.
--JP

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

fuzzyoctopus: You're right Saint. It's both contempt and admiration.  I bet the Germans have a word for that.
Spriggan: I bet Gemm has a word for that.

[Spriggan]

We are irrepsonsible staff members, we are. I feel like a god in some ancient myth, looking down on his playthings.

--JP on IM when discussing a newly regestered forum member.

[Maxwell]

How do you train seals to be food? Show them pictures of gravy?

I laughed for like twenty minutes

[Brenna]

Fuzzyoctopus wrote:

Homophones are going to cause me to go to jail; I swear, when they ask at the trial what lead me to murder, I'll scream, "HOMOPHONES!"

That, my friends, is hilarious. And oh so true.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"Perhaps I'll threaten to leave the boards" - HoM

Maybe I just like it because he's threatening to threaten, not actually threatening to do something.

[Archon]

/me smacks House of Mustard around a bit with a wet trout.

to which HoM responded

House of Mustard shoots Ehlers in the head.  With a gun.


That'll teach him.

Might be a little harsh, but you have to admit that that is hilarious.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

eh. I think HoM's had more shining moments than that.