my site name came up at the flash forum I hang out at and this joke came up, it's realy funny:
Guy walks into a bar with a spider monkey on a leash. Monkey is jumping all over the bar eating everything he can get his hands on, olives, quarters, etc. The bartender is checking him out when the monkey jumps onto the pool table, picks up the cue ball and swallows it whole.
Bartendar says, "Geez, did you see what your monkey just did"?
Guy says, "Sorry about that he eats everything he can get his hands on, I'll pay for it". Guy pays his tab and a little extra for what his monkey ate.
A week later guy shows up in the bar again with his monkey. Monkey's jumpin all over the bar and the bartendar just watches him. Then the monkey picks up a cherry and sticks it up his butt then eats it.
Bartendar says, "Geez! Did you see what your monkey just did? What is the matter with him?"
Guy says, "Ever since he ate that cue ball, he measures everything first."