What would you rather be poisoned by?
- Polonium 210
- Arsenic in pumpkin pie
- D-Con in Scarlett Johansson's lipstick
- Mustard Gas in the air vents at Chuck-a-Rama
- Strychnine in the new, cheesier Hot Pockets
- Hydroflouric acid in the can of whipped cream
- Mercury in the hat band of a 10-gallon Stetson
- Hemlock on the tip of a .45 caliber bullet
- Sarin gas in every bubble of your bubble wrap
- Lead paint coated with pesticide
- Drano Barbecue Sauce
- Beryllium in the center of a Tootsie Pop