I've decided that since there are 4 choices against Chaos and 1 for in the poll, I'm killing the chances of those opposing Chaos. As such, in an effort to make this more fair, I will reset the vote count with only two options: Chaos is guilty as charged, and Chaos is innocent. If he is voted guilty, we will then decide on a punishment.
This way, Chaos won't get off the hook just because of how the poll was set up (right now he has three votes for him, and two against him in every category except one, which has only one). So basically, vote again, or you might not get the result you wanted.
@Kaz: of course Cake would beat Chaos, as Chaos is, in fact, a cake supporter.
@Chaos: I am not, as you have stated, a bitter loser. In fact, I accepted the title of Runner-Up Hero of Ages with much Gratitude. Your crime is the seizure of too much power, without the proper authorization from the people.
To prove my good intentions, I will state this: I, Andrew the Great, do hereby renounce any Candidacy for the position of Hero of Ages in the event that Chaos is removed from office. I will serve a short term as Temporary Hero of Ages (Which is a really ironic title, if you think about it), as is my right as Runner-up Hero of Ages, until a new Hero of Ages is chosen through the democratic process of polling. I do also make it known that I will do all in my power, if it be fair and legal, to speed the process of the election of the new Hero, should Chaos be removed. I do not, however, renounce the ability to run for the office of Hero of Ages in future elections, when they occur. Only in the circumstances described above.
So there.
Someone quote that so that I can't just modify it later. In fact, it would probably be best if Chaos quoted it, as otherwise I could be accused of conspiring with whoever quoted it.