Good morning sleepyheads

[FirstMateJack]

TS for the coast guard? What secrets could involve them that pose a national threat? Cuban refugees tried to steal the body of Che Guevara into the states or bring some illegal cigars in?  Unless it has to do with mind and weather control devices!!  

/me grabs his tin foil hat

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

or perhaps, since they're part of the Dept of Homeland Defense, they have a lot of data about terrorists and such.

[FirstMateJack]

Don't you know??!! Terrorism is all part of the cover up, man!


I suppose that that is true, but you don't really think about the Coast Guard when you think of terrorist stopping power. More the FBI, CIA and armed forces currently in those countries housing terrorists.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

maybe not. But the Coast Guard has bigger guns than the FBI and the CIA and ships and helicopters out there.

[FirstMateJack]

This is true. I don't know if I could ever be a part of something that openly calls itself the first line of defense though. Glad guys like Jeffe do it for me!

[Shrain]

All this talk of Jeffe's job with the Coast Guard reminds me of the old Don Knotts movie I recently got from Netflix. That goofy one called "The Incredible Mr. Limpet," if any of you have seen it. lol. It was fun.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Except Im not a talking mine finding fish.

[Shrain]

Of course not. You're like the brilliant, risk-taking dude who decided to listen to the uber weird voice out in the ocean.

[FirstMateJack]

Would you ever consider becoming a torpedo dissarming squid?

[Shrain]

Don't look at me. I'm a gargoyle. Gargoyles gotta fly!

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Yeah, problem with that Shrain, gargoyles are made of stone; stone is heavy. If you try to fly you will crash to the ground and most likely break something off. That hurts.



Weeeee! I'm a killjoy

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

You obviously don't watch awesome Disney cartoons.

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

Or maybe I do but refuse to be influenced by their twisted sense of reality. Girls in dresses, men in armor. *shudder*

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

you obviously never saw Gargoyles.

[Faster Master St. Pastor]

That's different, they actually turned to stone during the day, not just pretended to be stone.