Timewaster's Guide Archive
General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: Mad Dr Jeffe on April 17, 2006, 11:51:51 AM
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This is mainly a way to say good morning to all our grumpy TWG west friends.
So good morning! :D
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Jeffe = bored
Though I am waiting for a few of them to show up. The punks. I've been at work for over 3 hours and many of you aren't even there yet.
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thats what I mean, I've been up since 0430...
get up slackers!
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I've been up since 05:30, but since I have to relearn how to speak, read, and write every morning, sometimes it takes a while for me to start posting.
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mmbrgh...
5 more minutes...
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dont make me have to get your mom...
No really. Dont.
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I'm up!!............ It's a blizzard in Utah... I should use this excuse to go back to bed.....
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Its snowing? Really? Then start shovelling!
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Its snowing? Really? Then start shovelling!
Nah. It's too wet. It will be melted by noon. Hopefully. (I'm getting quite a bit where I am.)
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We just had a nice spring shower/ downpour last night and today. It was nice. Cool and earthy smells outside, and hopefully green grass and flowers later. :)
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I would gladly give the snow for rain. If there is anything worse than being cold.. it's being cold and wet.
It's all slushy too,.
I'm just glad I am in my warm office!
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mmm... slushy...
I think I'll get a Slurpee in your honor after work.
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It may be snowing up north, but not down here in the Orem area. Although Weather.com says there is a 100% chance of ran in the 3:00 hour. So I guess we're just gonna get it later than you.
Snow in April . . . Argh.
It's suppose to be 78 degrees (F) by Sat., so whatev. Utah doesn't seem to like in betweens. I think it has something to do with lukewarm being spewed from the mouth of God or something.
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I'll have you know I was up at six setting up my mom's computer! Call me sleepy will you!?
Yeah, it didn't snow in Orem, except for about an hour ago, but that was more of a rain mixed with tiny instantly melting snow flakes.
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if you were up at six then you were sleepy.
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Not really, that coffee sure does wake one up.
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I'm up, I'm up. It's my day off, whaddaya want?
I worked almost 50 hours last week and I am pooped.
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Your day off and my week off. Bet ya feel really jealous huh?
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a little, but we're really hurting for money right now so any overtime I can get I pretty much have to take.
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Oh, I feel like I should give you money now. Too bad I'm broke, huh?
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Broke? Now who's sorry for who!
hehe, I am rolling in the wealth!! Look at me! I can buy anything I want as long as the costs don't exceed $56.43
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No, I'm only 14, I don't need to worry about money, and as such I hold the upper hand to all of you adults who do.
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Ha! Jeffe, I beat you to the punch today! Get up!
Even as I post this I know you probably already are up becuase of a stupid thing called time zones. Grrrr!
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yeah, it's already quarter past 8.
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I figured, now if only Jeffe lived in Hawaii...
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sadly the duties of the federal govt have kept me from posting. I'd tell you about it, but then id have to kill you.
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give me a break. You're with the Coast Guard not "the State Department" (which means NSA)
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I am in a dept where I need a TS clearance though.
Officially Im supposed to blame the traffic since yet again I was up at 4:30.
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Dang it, you beat me again!
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it was just a joke.
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TS for the coast guard? What secrets could involve them that pose a national threat? Cuban refugees tried to steal the body of Che Guevara into the states or bring some illegal cigars in? Unless it has to do with mind and weather control devices!!
/me grabs his tin foil hat
;D
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or perhaps, since they're part of the Dept of Homeland Defense, they have a lot of data about terrorists and such.
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Don't you know??!! Terrorism is all part of the cover up, man!
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I suppose that that is true, but you don't really think about the Coast Guard when you think of terrorist stopping power. More the FBI, CIA and armed forces currently in those countries housing terrorists.
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maybe not. But the Coast Guard has bigger guns than the FBI and the CIA and ships and helicopters out there.
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This is true. I don't know if I could ever be a part of something that openly calls itself the first line of defense though. Glad guys like Jeffe do it for me!
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All this talk of Jeffe's job with the Coast Guard reminds me of the old Don Knotts movie I recently got from Netflix. That goofy one called "The Incredible Mr. Limpet," if any of you have seen it. lol. It was fun.
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Except Im not a talking mine finding fish.
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Of course not. You're like the brilliant, risk-taking dude who decided to listen to the uber weird voice out in the ocean. ;)
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Would you ever consider becoming a torpedo dissarming squid?
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Don't look at me. I'm a gargoyle. Gargoyles gotta fly!
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Yeah, problem with that Shrain, gargoyles are made of stone; stone is heavy. If you try to fly you will crash to the ground and most likely break something off. That hurts.
Weeeee! I'm a killjoy
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You obviously don't watch awesome Disney cartoons.
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Or maybe I do but refuse to be influenced by their twisted sense of reality. Girls in dresses, men in armor. *shudder*
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you obviously never saw Gargoyles.
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That's different, they actually turned to stone during the day, not just pretended to be stone.
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....Are you saying Gargoyles pretend to be stone, but are actually only stone colored?
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Mm, not exactly. We *are* saying that you are totally uncool if you've never seen Disney's Gargoyles show. ;)
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Well, I own the first two seasons on DVD - does that make me super-cool?
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Nah.
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It makes you super-uber-cool!
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Of course I have seen them!! sheesh.
What do you take me for? I stopped watching after they ran out of ideas and started to get really weird.
Same thing for the X-men series.
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Of course I have seen them!! sheesh.
Ah. Then what's with the "Are you saying Gargoyles pretend to be stone, but are actually only stone colored?" question, hmm? ;) Surely you understood what FMP was talkin' about.
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I've come to the conclusion no one has any idea what anyone else is talking about.
And in the words of my favorite teacher...
"If you don't know, then I'm not going to waste my breath explaining it to you."
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I've come to the conclusion no-one has any idea what anyone else is talking about.
And in the words of my favorite teacher...
"If you don't know, then I'm not going to waste my breath explaining it to you."
Ah, too bad. I'll take the time, though, to point out that "no one" is not a hyphenated word. ;)
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If Microsoft Word doesn't correct it, it isn't wrong. ;D
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If you're using MS Word as your authority, then you probably don't speak real English.
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I use wordperfect and open office. I have to say, microsoft word is almost up to the same standards as microsoft windows :)