review: March of the Penguins

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

reference: http://www.timewastersguide.com/view.php?id=1123

Y'know, perhaps these penguins wouldn't be almost extinct if they didn't face starvation just to get some nookie.

And y'know what would make a penguin movie cooler? If the penguins had a violent car chase followed by a death cage match to determine nesting ground.

[Spriggan]

You should be a documentary maker SE.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

You're nto the first person to tell me that

[JP Dogberry]

You know what would make a cool movie? Cybernetic Flying Penguins. With Rocket Launchers.

[42]

I weep for the future of the documentary.

Unless Peguins really do develope cybernetics. Actually, penguins should invent space-heaters first.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

if they were cybernetic penguins, they wouldn't need to worry about the cold.

[Entsuropi]

Their cybernetics would freeze up surely?

[Spriggan]

not if they were deep space cybernetics, nothing can freeze those.

[Chimera]

42, this was my favorite line in the review:
"Unlike most movie couples, penguins do not flippantly procreate."

That made me lol.  

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I have a confession to make. Often, when I type the words "lol"... well... I'm always amused, but... y'know, I'm not always actually laughing "out loud." It's just, kind of ... habit I guess.

whew. That's better. I'm no longer lal. (living a lie).