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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2006, 07:03:14 PM »
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Watch out!  He eats what ever is slower then him.
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2006, 07:52:14 PM »
So, if he eats things that are slower then him, he must be really hoping to find that next thing that's slower so he can put off eating himself...

Right...?
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2006, 12:57:49 AM »
I think being forced to eat itself is every predator's greatest fear. They all know a guy who knows a guy who totally had that happen to him.
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2006, 01:38:35 AM »
But then the toaster rescued him.
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2006, 09:39:16 AM »
That's what I have monkeys for. I keep many of them in cages in case I can't find free prey.
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2006, 04:19:25 PM »
I vote for an extermination.  What say the rest of you?

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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2006, 04:50:10 PM »
Get a rope.
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2006, 05:14:00 PM »
or get a machine-gun
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2006, 05:51:32 PM »
I vote a nice sharp dagger to gouge out his caps lock key and then his eyes. Which do you think will hurt him more?
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2006, 02:48:54 PM »
Or you could just leave me alone
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2006, 03:00:49 PM »
I thought he was banned...?

But now he's here we should congratulate him on his perfect sentence ( apart from the lack of full stop).

Someone else could probably find another problem that I've missed though!
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2006, 08:10:11 PM »
This is strange, and already banned acount talking as if from the grave...oh the humanity!
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2006, 08:49:46 PM »
I'm sure all that got banned was an ISP.
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #43 on: March 06, 2006, 06:31:23 AM »
Is he logging on from school?

He's changed his name from DARTH to GENERAL, possibly to appear inconspicuous, but then he joins his old haunts!
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Re: fighting fantasy gamebooks
« Reply #44 on: March 06, 2006, 09:42:24 AM »
No it's the same account. I"m going to have to delete it. I banned him on user name too. but for some reason, that isn't working. Sprig, make darn sure that ban feature WORKS in the new version. THis is angering me beyond reason.
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