I'm allowed to necrotize my own thread, right? For an awesome pun that happened today? No? TOO BAD! I MAKE THE RULES HERE! banned - modtitus Daaaaang.
I remarked to somebody that the reason that most people think that fractions are difficult is because of their christian upbringing. When they inquired why, I told them that it was because almost all fractions are unwholly numbers. Yeah, they just looked at me angrily. Then again, my problem may have been their being a math major.
I need a framework for this punchline, which I will work on, but for now, you just get how it happened. Solly. My story ideas involving catholic schools and picking up satanist chicks at bars look semi-promising though.
Maybe my puns require too much setup? I just like slipping the pun in there to see if people notice. Then again, I hardly ever make it through any of my punstories without laughing. Normal jokes aren't a problem. Hmm. I have much to think about.