Insult the person Above you

[JP Dogberry]

e is an idiot who can't even insult the person above him directly.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Jam is an idiot incapable of grasping subtleties.

[Oseleon]

e had a stupid van in highschool and he would make geeky star-trek commentary about his speed!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Oseleon thinks comments about how cool people were as teenagers is an insult.

[Oseleon]

e is a delusional schitzophrenic who imagined people who thought he was cool in highschool

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

There you go, talking all nice to me again.

Oseleon smells funny.

[Chimera]

e has an abnormally large and acute nose that allows him to smell people through the Internet

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Chimera doesn't catch on very quickly.

(besides, that's more of a disadvantage than an insult. Do you know how many geeks take showers? Answer: not enough. Probably all of you guys are among their number)

[Oseleon]

I can use deodorant
e needs a plastic surgeon to fix his problem

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Osleon is easily convinced to travel to exotic locations at my whim to do my bidding.

[Archon]

Mad Dr. Jeffe doesn't realize that if you point out that people are being subservient, they are less likely to continue to be so.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Archon thinks he knows what he's talking about.

[Oseleon]

Jeffe has an odd definition of "exotic"

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

osleon forgets that any place he can buy illegal cigars and sneak them over the border counts as exotic.

[Oseleon]

Jeffe lies about locations and reasons to go there