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Title: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Chimera on September 18, 2005, 02:12:30 AM

I went to India Fest at the Krishna Temple in Spanish Fork tonight. It was a lot of fun! Not as extravagant as I had imagined it, but still cool. Good company and good food. And the best part was the llamas. My friend Anela and I took lots of pictures. Here are a few:

I want a kiss, and all he wants is my food. Typical. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/sisterkirby/India%20Fest%20Sept%202005/LlamaLove.jpg)

Anela's a lot more comfortable getting close to a llama than I am. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/sisterkirby/India%20Fest%20Sept%202005/AnelasLlamaAffair.jpg)

The babies were cuter and fuzzier than the adults. Or maybe they were alpacas? (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/sisterkirby/India%20Fest%20Sept%202005/Fuzzybabyllama.jpg)

Is that Kuzco? (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/sisterkirby/India%20Fest%20Sept%202005/LlamaClose-up.jpg)

Rejected... (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/sisterkirby/India%20Fest%20Sept%202005/Snubbed.jpg)

then Accepted. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/sisterkirby/India%20Fest%20Sept%202005/Eatingoutofmyhand.jpg)

(Disclaimer: These are pictures taken on my phone cam, so the quality varies.)

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on September 18, 2005, 07:52:43 PM

That does sound like fun.  :)

I spent my Saturday night feeding and playing with this little one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/fuzzyoctopus/bathing.jpg

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Eric James Stone on September 18, 2005, 09:23:36 PM

So, is one of those the Dalai Llama?

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: stacer on September 18, 2005, 09:36:29 PM

I never did get down to Spanish for that in the 4 1/2 years I lived in Utah--9 months of which was in Spanish Fork. Did you know if you cuddle baby llamas, they go berserk on you when they grow up? Was it fuzzy that gave us a link to that? Could have been someone at work.

I could have spent my Saturday night at the stake Sound of Music activity singing How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?, but instead, I spent it watching Dark Angel and working on my presentation for next week at work. My first-ever editorial meeting presentation! So for me, even though it was work, it was a pretty fun Saturday night.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Chimera on September 19, 2005, 01:56:15 AM

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So, is one of those the Dalai Llama?

I don't think so. None of them were little bald Asian old dudes (which is my very politically correct impression of the Dalai Lama)  ;)

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Eric James Stone on September 19, 2005, 05:38:42 AM

If one of those llamas was cloned, would that make it the Dolly llama?

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Spriggan on September 19, 2005, 05:59:38 AM

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If one of those llamas was cloned, would that make it the Dolly llama?

He shoots, he scores.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Tage on September 19, 2005, 12:54:21 PM

I hereby request more pictures of Anela.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Fellfrosch on September 19, 2005, 04:21:40 PM

Is it Anela or Angela? Anela's a cool name, but sounds a bit microbial.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Chimera on September 19, 2005, 06:44:10 PM

It is Anela (I spelled it correctly). There are only two more pictures of Anela from India Fest, but at Tage's request I will post them.

Here's Anela force-feeding a llama (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/sisterkirby/India%20Fest%20Sept%202005/Anelafeedingllama.jpg) (Eat, dang you!)

And Anela posing with a llama (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/sisterkirby/India%20Fest%20Sept%202005/CuteCouple.jpg) (Don't they make a cute couple?)

Unfortunately Tage, not only would you have to compete with a llama, but also with Anela's cool boyfriend Jimmy who plays guitar in a local band.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Tage on September 19, 2005, 07:03:11 PM

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Unfortunately Tage, not only would you have to compete with a llama, but also with Anela's cool boyfriend Jimmy who plays guitar in a local band.

I cannot play guitar. I am defeated.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Fellfrosch on September 19, 2005, 07:21:37 PM

Flawless Victory!

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Entsuropi on September 19, 2005, 07:44:15 PM

Jimmy must now beat Spriggan in a sudden death match!

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Chimera on September 20, 2005, 02:09:24 AM

For Tage (or Spriggan) to beat Jimmy, I forgot to add that not only do you need to play a guitar in a local band, but you need to wear cool retro clothes and then smash your guitar when you are totally into your solo and your groupies (aka Anela and Heather) are yelling your name at the top of their lungs.

That was an awesome night--although Jimmy did kind of regret smashing his guitar, once he got hold of himself again.  ;D

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Parker on September 20, 2005, 02:16:20 AM

Although if he regretted having groupies named Heather and Anela instead, maybe Tage might have a chance.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Spriggan on September 20, 2005, 03:02:51 AM

Whaaa..?!?  How did I get draged into this?

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Chimera on September 20, 2005, 03:29:15 AM

The llamas did it.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Eric James Stone on September 20, 2005, 10:36:40 AM

And they dragged you in using a low mobile platform that rolls on casters.

A llama that pulls one of those is called a dolly llama.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 20, 2005, 11:33:15 AM

/me kicks the dead llama ...er ... horse with his steel-toed boots a few more times, just to make sure.


By the way, were any of these llamas... naked? (http://www.frolic.org/)

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Fellfrosch on September 20, 2005, 12:54:30 PM

What all of you have failed to mention is that Tage IS Jimmy. Everybody knows that.

By the way...ten Fellfrosch points to EricJamesStone for the best pun we've had around here in months.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: JP Dogberry on September 27, 2005, 12:25:12 AM

Winamp - it really whips the llamma's ass.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 27, 2005, 09:02:34 AM

Yeah, I think Winamp wins the award for lamest marketing phrase ever with that one.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Spriggan on September 27, 2005, 09:44:42 AM

What the crap does Winamp have to do with this conversation?

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on September 27, 2005, 10:08:50 AM

llamas.

Llamas everywhere.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Spriggan on September 27, 2005, 01:23:06 PM

I think poor winamp was dragged into this thread just like I was earlier.  Me and him should go out and start our own thread.

Title: Re: What you wish you'd done on Saturday Night
Post by: Oldie Black Witch on September 28, 2005, 01:06:42 AM

*Tries to imagine what Sprig and Winamp would have to say to each other. Fails miserably.*