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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #60 on: January 12, 2004, 08:52:38 PM »
I'll go with MoD here. OCD seems best fit. I like the answer.
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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #61 on: January 12, 2004, 08:55:17 PM »
http://www.lasermonks.com
Cistercian monks making printer cartridges instead of manuscripts!


Cheaper inkjet, laser printer cartridges abound
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) — By Duncan Martell, Reuters columnist
Tucked away in the hills of Wisconsin is a group of monks who have decided that jumping on the imaging and printing bandwagon would be a financially rewarding way to support their monastery, the Cistercian Abbey.

Good-bye illuminated manuscripts, hello inkjets.

The business, which operates the Web site LaserMonks.com, offers up to 75% discounts for businesses and individuals on printing and imaging supplies, including toner cartridges, inkjet cartridges, refill kits, copier toner, even cash register ribbons.

The market for printing and imaging supplies is a big one. Hewlett-Packard, the biggest maker of printers, derived $918 million, or 76%, of its operating profit in its most recent quarter from its imaging and printing business.

"It's a ridiculously high number," said Roger Kay, an analyst at market researcher IDC.

And, increasingly, consumers have options beyond going to Office Depot, OfficeMax, Fry's Electronics stores and other retailers to get inkjet and laser printer cartridges when they are running low on ink, or have already run out.

LaserMonks.com is just one of them. A Google search for "inkjet cartridges" yields 380,000 hits as well as a large number of sponsored links, for which businesses pay Google to post them next to the query results.

The price difference for buying inkjet and laser toner cartridges from manufacturers, such as HP, Canon, Epson, Lexmark International Inc. and others and from a discount Web site is not inconsiderable.

"A Canon or Epson inkjet that they're selling for $20 or $25, we've got it for like $3 or $4," Bernard McCoy, one of the monks who is leading the project, said, adding that the quality of remanufactured cartridges has improved markedly over the last two years.

"We're just a small, simple monastery in many ways, but I'd love to take on the big boys," McCoy said, referring to national retail chains OfficeMax and Office Depot. "David and Goliath is perhaps an apropos way of saying what we're trying to do."

McCoy said his hope for the business is to be able to support the Abbey's operating expenses and charitable giving, which together run about $120,000 annually. If things really take off, any additional profits will be given to charity.

"Would I try it? I think I would," IDC's Kay said of the monks' business, adding that in general he doesn't make a lot of online purchases because he believes the infrastructure of e-commerce is still somewhat unsettled.

"Even though it's true that you trust merchants with your credit card and your banks with your funds information, it's a little different when you're talking about third-party Web-type of buying," Kay said.

Of course, the big boys of imaging and printing let you purchase replacement cartridges on their Web sites, often at prices more expensive than can be had through discount retailers, either online or at retail, Kay said.

"We're talking a lot of black dust here," McCoy said, adding that businesses spend large chunks of their budgets on such equipment. "The enormous amounts of money that go into this, people don't really think about."

Despite slack personal computer sales, which also hurts demand for printers, Lexmark and HP have made solid profits on ink cartridges, the high-margin black and color replacement cartridges that users need to keep their printers humming.

In Lexmark's first quarter, for instance, total revenue was $1.11 billion, up 6% from the year-ago quarter, while sales of laser and inkjet replacement cartridges rose 17% to $642 million, or 58% of total sales.

"HP and Epson and those people will practically give you an inkjet," McCoy said. "Where they get you is on the long-term supplies that you'll need."

And if consumers can't be bothered to head to an office supply store or don't want to deal with an online discount retailer, Kay points to a service that Dell Computer Corp. provides along with its recently unveiled line-up of printers.

"When your cartridge hits a certain level, it sends a message to the PC, which then sends you a message," saying that it's time to reorder cartridges.

"Dell has the part sent directly from their supplier, it goes direct to the user and he ends up holding the inventory," Kay said. "It's a clever idea."

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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #62 on: January 12, 2004, 09:31:45 PM »


Thats the largest snake in captivity
49.2 feet long.... 985 pounds......
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« Reply #63 on: January 12, 2004, 09:39:42 PM »
I showed that picture to my older brother who works with reptiles in the everglades. He was flabergasted. He didn't believe the reports at first, because the python is so much larger than the previous record holder. It's about 12 feet longer and weighs almost twice as much. I don't know if he will get funding to go study it in Java, but he wants to go see it. Course, I doubt his fiancee will let him go, even if he did get the funding.
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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #64 on: January 12, 2004, 09:42:44 PM »
makes you wonder what the Javanese are feeding them.
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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #65 on: January 12, 2004, 09:52:40 PM »
The snake eats dogs. Big ones.
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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #66 on: January 12, 2004, 09:57:06 PM »
Hairless monkey-dogs who walk on two legs who answer to the name Richard.
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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #67 on: January 13, 2004, 11:21:43 AM »
Coming to you live from studio H2O in the lovely plaza building situated in downtown Hobbiton, its the musings of Lenord Nimoy!

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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #68 on: January 13, 2004, 11:29:51 AM »
heh, that video makes the rounds every now and then. It's just one of those surreal realities of our world that tends to escape the world's consciousness for the most part

I mean, it's just WEIRD.

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Screw it, I'm buying crayons and paper. I can imagineer my own adventures! Wheeee!

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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #70 on: January 19, 2004, 07:30:47 AM »
this quiz has a fault in it. Obviously, the ninja monkeys are MY servants, and won't be killing me, let alone using me as a scout to find the booby traps at the other ninja monkeys' bases.

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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #71 on: January 19, 2004, 08:08:31 AM »
Ya obvisly a plot by Entropy or JP to get the monkeys to rise up aginast you.  I found it while doing research for how you're ninja monkeys will look and act in the game.
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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #72 on: January 19, 2004, 11:19:07 PM »
The monkey's will no longer be opressed by the forces of darkness! Viva La Revolution !
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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #73 on: January 20, 2004, 07:35:09 AM »
better watch yourself, or you won't be "healed" anymore....

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Re: Cool Stuff Found on the Internet III
« Reply #74 on: January 20, 2004, 02:12:51 PM »
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/french.php

Awesome flash movie. In akin to Yatta!
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