Can I just say this....

[House of Mustard]

This research paper is coming together quite nicely.  Now I need something from the monkey's point of view.

[Monkey]

oo oo! EE! ee! ooooo!


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[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

/me punches Monkey in the spleen.

[Brian]

At first, said Phillips, "the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it."

"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard,'' added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies."

Curiously, that is actually 100% true. I read it on MSNBC the other day.

As a sidenote to Gemm, though -- in the interest of conducting meaningful research, I feel it is quite inappropriate to act physically violent toward a volunteer respondent, regardless of race or intelligence. Was punching the monkey in the spleen really necessary? He'll probably just file a complaint with the ASPCA now and file a lawsuit against TWG. I certainly hope it doesn't come to that, but that's the society we live in these days..

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

*calls the PETA nazis and reports Gemm*