Can I just say this....

[Spriggan]

Monkeys are cool

[Entsuropi]

I see that story of monkeys smacking the keys and getting nothing but "S" has made a bigger impact on Spriggan than previously forseen.  

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Hey, everything is 56% funnier with monkeys.

[House of Mustard]

Do you have a source to back that up?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Yeah, I read it on a message board once.

[House of Mustard]

So what is the proper MLA method of citing this forum when I'm writing research papers?

[Entsuropi]

Considering this forum, and the websites avowed purpose, i think the answer is "You don't"

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Ehlers, Eric. Time Waster's Guide. Online. http://www.timewastersguide.com/boards/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=other;action=display;num=1053096013;start=3 May 16, 2003.

[Mr_Pleasington]

I'm going with Entropy here.  You're only looking for trouble if you cite this place.

[House of Mustard]

Well, when I win the pulitzer with my article "Pleaure and the Presence of Monkeys", thanks to the information learned here from Mr. Ehlers, who'll be laughing then?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

All of us, obviously, because your book will be 56% funnier due to the presence of monkeys.

[Mr_Pleasington]

Cue Rimshot

Man, you guys could be on vauldeville!

[Brian]

I've conducted a survey, and the results are in. This particular thread is precisely 56.2% funnier due to the presence of monkeys.

Note: Research conducted amongst simian respondents between six months and five years of age, and has a +/-81% error margin.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

According to AOL's news primer news fodder six monkey's in a room with a computer and this is what you get:

At first, said Phillips, "the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it."

"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard,'' added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies."

Eventually, monkeys Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe and Rowan produced five pages of text, composed primarily of the letter S. Later, the letters A, J, L and M crept in.

So in conclusion monkey's do make things funnier. Whether it's books, movies, or even computers. So next time you see a post by Spriggan and it makes no sense you can accredit a monkey to that buisness there.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

See! Now you have two independent sources!