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Howard Tayler / Do you think they'll make it?
« on: August 09, 2009, 06:01:35 AM »
Let's see. Schlock is flying around trying to spot an aircar with an elephant in it (isn't there a joke somewhere about ignoring the elephant in the middle of the living room?). Meanwhile, our remaining heroes are fighting a pack of musth-enraged elephants, and Michelle has just been swatted? Our favorite book-writing mercenary, Jud Shafter, has been sent off to bring in reinforcements. And... Lunesby is waiting, probably chewing electronic fingernails?

And the call to drop everything is ... coming soon.

Will they make it?

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Howard Tayler / Now that's fast...
« on: July 31, 2009, 06:13:24 AM »
Rule 2 is already up on Wikipedia, with a link to today's comic. Must be a Sergeant in motion out there somewhere...

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Howard Tayler / I'll take care of it?
« on: July 28, 2009, 05:07:34 AM »
With some money and a cup with a good lid? Any speculations as to what our amorph Shlock is planning to do?

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Howard Tayler / Is that...
« on: July 25, 2009, 05:08:15 AM »
Jud Shafter, KFDA Commando? I had to go back and hunt, but I think that's the guy?



About here http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090505.html

Do you think he'll get another book out of this?

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Howard Tayler / What Will Schlock Do?
« on: July 22, 2009, 05:38:41 AM »
And for bonus points, in your comments, just what is "it"?

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Howard Tayler / Security Chief Schlock!
« on: July 17, 2009, 05:40:52 AM »
I like it. A new broom sweeps clean and all that, you know?

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Howard Tayler / Fresh kittens?
« on: July 14, 2009, 05:08:04 AM »
I don't remember kittens being one of Schlock's hobbies?

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Howard Tayler / Pants?
« on: July 06, 2009, 06:45:09 AM »
Hum. The elf in the ad wants to know if Schlock needs pants? And didn't Trenchcoat Monobrow use pants as a password? Are they teasing poor Schlock, just because he doesn't have legs?

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Howard Tayler / Amorphing time!
« on: June 29, 2009, 01:54:49 AM »
Given that Schlock's shape seems to be extremely flexible -- which means that his current form is largely one that he chooses -- why do you suppose he goes for the pile of poo form? With the cute hairdo? Kind of an idle wonder, but where did he learn that this was the form he prefers, and why?

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Howard Tayler / There's something about...
« on: June 15, 2009, 04:04:54 AM »
a man in a red nose and a big red bow tie, well-lubricated, trying his best to crawl up to the moral high ground. I think it's the nose that does it.

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Howard Tayler / A fiddly bit on a broom?
« on: June 03, 2009, 04:05:30 AM »
Hum... Schlock's broom appears to be a basic pushbroom, but there's a fiddly bit on it? So it ties into the hypernet? I wonder how good it is at browsing?

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Howard Tayler / Those little stinkers....
« on: June 01, 2009, 05:44:20 AM »
You don't wanna eat them, do you?  ;)

Y'a know, getting Schlock's viewpoint of people at the circus is kinda fun.

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Howard Tayler / Poor little Schlock...
« on: May 27, 2009, 04:14:08 AM »
Sometimes an amorph's gotta do, what an amorph's gotta do.

Do amorphs cry? 'Cause I could swear he's on the edge of tears in that last frame.

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090527.html

And that pout is just perfect.

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Howard Tayler / A bikini?
« on: May 16, 2009, 05:27:32 AM »
There's something about 'chell going undercover in a bikini... that makes me smile?

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Howard Tayler / Rewind....
« on: April 27, 2009, 07:21:23 AM »
Aha! That's how we're going to do it? Race along one thread, right to the brink...and rewind, ready to trace another thread? So we've got a month at the circus, a month with King Lota, and a month at the mall to look forward to? All while there's an urgent, drop everything and let's go, something hanging?

Is this anyway to build tension? Reader interest?

YEAH!

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