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General => Everything Else => Topic started by: JP Dogberry on May 10, 2004, 04:34:39 AM

Title: My Dad!!!!
Post by: JP Dogberry on May 10, 2004, 04:34:39 AM

I am right now talking to my dad over some wierd IM program.

I haven't heard from him in years...

My dad!!!

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: Master Xaio on May 10, 2004, 08:09:49 AM

Congrats! Must be wierd...

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: Maxwell on May 10, 2004, 05:17:40 PM

uh cool, why havent you heard from him in years?

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: Sminja on May 13, 2004, 02:13:25 AM

Because he was an orphan...and you know how people hate orphans... ;)

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: angel on May 13, 2004, 03:00:07 AM

thats a lttle insensitive
I'm aware it's sarcasm, but still

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: Entsuropi on May 13, 2004, 08:40:22 AM

Quote

thats a lttle insensitive
I'm aware it's sarcasm, but still

CHOCOLATE BARNACLES!  :D

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: JP Dogberry on May 13, 2004, 09:07:29 AM

^
This man is living proof why you shouldn't eat the whole 1 Kilogram pack of sugar in one sitting

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on May 13, 2004, 11:08:09 AM

a whole kilo!

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on May 13, 2004, 11:09:35 AM

uhm.. the normal way to take sugar is NOT through your nose...

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: Entsuropi on May 13, 2004, 11:52:11 AM

:'(

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: Maxwell on May 13, 2004, 09:21:19 PM

well how else do you suggest we ingest it?  ???

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on May 13, 2004, 09:28:00 PM

Well, first you put in a thing which we like to call the mouth.  You chew the sugary object or let the sugar salvicate (Is that a word?  Well, if it is sounds like a word, so I consider is a cinnamon ;D).

Next you swallow, you know, push the reamins down your esaphogus to your stomach.  WARNING; DO NOT USE YOUR HANDS TO PUSH THE SUBSTANCE INTO YOUR STOMACH.

Your body SHOULD take it from there, unless you did an extreme amount of damage from sniffing the sugar...

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: Maxwell on May 13, 2004, 09:32:33 PM

but it smells so good...

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on May 13, 2004, 09:36:40 PM

I don't know what your mommy and daddy or siblings told you, but that burning feeling isn't the defenition of good or smell.

Title: Re: My Dad!!!!
Post by: angel on May 14, 2004, 03:30:23 AM

I thought you were'nt allowed near the sugar anymore