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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2004, 09:03:48 PM »
New video game sensation!

Pants, Pants Revolution.
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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2004, 09:24:54 PM »
Pantastic!
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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2004, 09:30:30 PM »
"If you strike me down, I will become more pantless than you can possibly imagine."

"Those pants are our only hope."
"No, there is another."
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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2004, 09:32:31 PM »
Ferris Bueler's Pants Off
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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2004, 10:09:38 PM »
I eat pants like you for breakfast.

Pants are no more use here.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possesion of a good fortune must be in search of pants.

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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2004, 11:23:55 PM »
heheh... SE, your wife been watching Jane Austen again?
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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2004, 11:54:07 PM »
Somewhere on the net there is a whole website devoted to replacing key words in star wars quotes with "pants".  There are about 50 or so quotes.  Dunno where though...
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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #37 on: June 08, 2004, 11:55:32 PM »
If I had a pant leg for every time someone said that to me, I'd have about 3 pairs of pants.
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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2004, 09:28:57 AM »
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heheh... SE, your wife been watching Jane Austen again?

why, yes. Yes she is. Although I would substitute "still" for "again."

I was trying to decide which noun to replace with "pants." IS the one above funnier? or this one:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possesion of good pants must be in search of a wife.

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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2004, 11:02:50 AM »
Both are funny, in their own individual pant-y way.
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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #40 on: June 09, 2004, 11:12:29 AM »
panties are even more funny than pants.

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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2004, 06:58:31 PM »
In Europe, you can buy packets of chips from vending machines that contain panties inside, along with the chips.

In Japan, you can just buy the panties straight from the vending machine.  Used ones.
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Re: Pant-optional zone
« Reply #42 on: June 09, 2004, 07:48:02 PM »
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In Europe, you can buy packets of chips from vending machines that contain panties inside, along with the chips.


Not in Britain you can't.
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