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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #270 on: January 17, 2009, 04:48:34 AM »
Well, I'm not going to just randomly post useless things.…I was kinda trying my hand at humor…guess it didn't go too well.  :-[

I've bordered on trolling? What is trolling?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #271 on: January 17, 2009, 07:59:42 AM »
Google it. I think it would be more beneficial if you googled it. I've noticed that you immediately ask questions on here for things that you could just as easily google and discover for yourself. You know, research isn't all that bad..... :P
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #272 on: January 17, 2009, 10:53:07 PM »
I may need some absolving. I’m kinda getting sick of being a gardener and have a deeply rooted urge to throw vegetables at someone. I mean, how is being a Master Gardener better than the run of the meal, everyday sort of gardener? You still are stuck watching the grass grow all day…. :)
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #273 on: January 18, 2009, 12:20:21 AM »
Ah, but now you get to command others in their gardening skills. You're the one they go to to learn from about any and all things Gardening.....
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #274 on: January 18, 2009, 07:56:24 AM »
So I have to watch grass grow AND watch out for some snot-nosed apprentices. Somehow, I don't see that making me less likely to toss tomatoes at some hapless passer by, but thanks for the effort  ;D
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #275 on: January 18, 2009, 08:00:23 AM »
I didn't say I was trying to make you less likely to need Absolution. If I did that, I'd be out of a job.... :P
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #276 on: January 18, 2009, 08:01:42 AM »
Quote from: Frog on January 18, 2009, 07:56:24 AM
So I have to watch grass grow AND watch out for some snot-nosed apprentices. Somehow, I don't see that making me less likely to toss tomatoes at some hapless passer by, but thanks for the effort ;D

So long as you are not watching the grave yard, I'm still all right. :-X
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #277 on: January 18, 2009, 08:14:10 AM »
I think the graveyard would be a good place for a garden... all that fertilizer ready made, and a graverobber as a target. Then I can say I was doing the world a moral service by pelting him with my produce and have no more need of those extravagant absolution fees. Speaking of which, Wilson, isn't there some kind of code of conduct for you people that would make it unethical to push people to sin just so you could absolve them? :)
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #278 on: January 18, 2009, 09:02:00 AM »
That's why the world needs at least two absolvers.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #279 on: January 18, 2009, 08:00:16 PM »
But you see, I speak vaguely when I push people to sin, so it's harder for someone to catch. It's a small form of manipulation....And it just occurred to me that I suck at manipulation so I don't know why I'm trying to do it here, but oh well.....I also don't know why I'm explaining my technique to those who I plan to use it on, but again, oh well. I guess it'll be a big point in my book if it still works.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #280 on: January 18, 2009, 08:37:14 PM »
It just might, because now I really want to hit the absolver instead of the graverobber. But if the absolver is corrupt, then I might be able to justify that one as well.... Wow, this has gotten complicated. It is a good thing that my present occupation allows lots of time for soul searching and working out all of life's moral ambiguities. :)
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #281 on: January 19, 2009, 07:01:30 AM »
But.....no one can completely verify that the Absolver is indeed corrupt. Therefore, hitting the Absolver would be committing a sin in and of itself. You're hitting an inherently good person, a person who is only looking out for the welfare of other, wayward, individuals. Why would you hit such a person? It's simply cruel.

Now, if you want to throw a few vegetables at that graverobber, though....I think that just might be a good thing. You probably wouldn't even have to come confess to me. I mean, if Ben gets hit, he'd probably run away from his graverobbing for a few hours, so you're saving the graves of some not-so-lucky people who just couldn't quite keep their hearts beating. I think that's a noble endeavor, and therefore, Absolution is unnecessary...unless of course you deem it so.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #282 on: January 19, 2009, 08:33:03 AM »
But remember, if you throw it, you're not actually hitting someone yourself. ;D  No need for absolution.
It's the produce that does it.  Well, the produce in question might need absolution, but that's just crazy talk. 
And no, I'm not afraid of produce in general.  Unless it has legs. :o
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #283 on: January 19, 2009, 09:29:49 PM »
Little Wil, I googled it. So now I know that trolling is 'Being a prick on the Internet because you can.' Thanks!

As soon as I get out of prison, I'm gonna go pick a fight with one of those walking vegetals.…
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #284 on: January 19, 2009, 11:26:45 PM »
Quote from: Shaggy on January 19, 2009, 09:29:49 PM
Little Wil, I googled it. So now I know that trolling is 'Being a prick on the Internet because you can.' Thanks!

As soon as I get out of prison, I'm gonna go pick a fight with one of those walking vegetals.…

What have the vegetables ever done to you?

Not that I care either way.  ;)
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