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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #240 on: January 15, 2009, 06:40:34 AM »
Well, if we go by titles, you're totally right. I mean, an Expert Street Brawler will be in much more need of absolution than a Holy Knight....I'm thinking, though that the Brawler wouldn't think they needed absolution, but the Knight would be worried about every little slightly horrible thing they did wrong, and therefore would repent of those misdeeds at the first chance.....

My insane analyzations aside, though, I agree with you. Well. I agree that Shaggy would be the first to seek absolution. For some reason, I just don't see Jade caring that much. Even though I think he'd be the one that needed it the most....
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #241 on: January 15, 2009, 06:43:18 PM »
What was that?   :o Did you guys hear that?  It's dark in here!  I want my Mommy!!!  :'( :'( :'(

This is gonna suck.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #242 on: January 15, 2009, 07:39:51 PM »
Hahahahaha. Don't worry there darx. For a small fee I would be willing to be your security. You know, we mercenaries need to take some sort of fee. I promiss to cut you a sweet deal though.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #243 on: January 15, 2009, 09:43:46 PM »
Hahahahaha. Don't worry there darx. For a small fee I would be willing to be your security. You know, we mercenaries need to take some sort of fee. I promiss to cut you a sweet deal though.

ooo, ooo, I like cutting!  Can I join in?  Business has been really slow lately. :(
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #244 on: January 15, 2009, 11:08:50 PM »
Don't worry about me Monsta, I'm sure I will conquer my fear eventually, although reminding me how much you like to polish your sword isn't helping  :P
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #245 on: January 15, 2009, 11:20:39 PM »
I'd offer my services to help you through your fears, but yeah.  ;D

This boredom is really starting to annoy me. I don't think the life of servitude is for me to be honest.

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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #246 on: January 16, 2009, 01:37:12 AM »
Hate to break it to you, Cthulhu, but I think I'm safe in saying you've got another 2 levels of servitude.....And I don't think it ends well (although now that I think about it, the fencing didn't really end well either, did it?). So....yeah.

And I'll be waiting for some absolving, once you boys finish your cutting games...
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #247 on: January 16, 2009, 03:11:37 AM »
And I'll be waiting for some absolving, once you boys finish your cutting games...

Do you need some absolving too?   :D
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #248 on: January 16, 2009, 03:15:56 AM »
...Well. I guess it couldn't hurt for me to be absolved. But I was referring to you two coming to me for absolution of your cutting misdeeds, whatever those may be. I will be hoping that they don't entail the further scaring of already scared pages, but.....if they do....Oh well. Too bad for the page.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #249 on: January 16, 2009, 06:10:53 AM »
But by the time I cut into them they're...well...already dead.  How much absolution could I need then?

Edit:  A lot as it turns out, as I am now a Graverobber.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #250 on: January 16, 2009, 07:12:55 AM »
And I'll be waiting for some absolving, once you boys finish your cutting games...

Do you need some absolving too?   :D

Hmmm....Who Absolves the Absolver?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #251 on: January 16, 2009, 07:21:32 AM »
Maybe when the Absolver needs Absolving, that's when someone hires a person like Monsta.....

And then when the corpse is in the ground, Ben comes along, in hopes of robbing the poor ex-Absolver from all the Absolving tools that may or may not be in that fine resting place? Maybe?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #252 on: January 16, 2009, 03:13:51 PM »
Absolving tools?

Are we talking about hot irons, thumb screws, and things of that ilk?

Suddenly Absolvers seem a lot less cuddly!  :o
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #253 on: January 16, 2009, 05:00:14 PM »
Hehe…but then the Absolver would need absolution….
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Re: These Stupid Titles VIII
« Reply #254 on: January 16, 2009, 05:31:44 PM »
Who knows, Loud. Who knows.....No one has come for absolution yet, so no one knows what kind of tools I just might have in my possession to get the most out of the Absolving...;D

And I'm not ready to die, Shaggy. My Absolution hasn't fallen THAT far....Yet.
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