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Title: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: Slant on April 10, 2004, 12:57:52 PM
Woo-hoo!!  I resolved for 2004 to be able to bench my own weight and I DID it this morning!!!  145 lbs., bay-beee!!!!

Go me!  :)

Now if only I could quit the caffiene...
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 10, 2004, 03:56:19 PM
YOu only weigh 145 lbs?!!
Are you escaped from the circus?

Congrats!
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: Maxwell on April 10, 2004, 04:59:00 PM
my new years resolution was to be able to run, not jog, 10 miles, and i did it two months ago yay me !, goo d jub on your benching, next try to get up to 160 pounds, then go up from thjere, until you can fly... or something, sorry i just watched all three matrix's in a row and i a little disoriented, but good job
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 10, 2004, 05:16:02 PM
and yet, my ninja monkeys still catch you with embarassing quickness.
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: Maxwell on April 10, 2004, 05:17:50 PM
long distance, not sprint, not especially fast, just good endurance...
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 10, 2004, 05:23:32 PM
I guess endurance will come in handy while the monkey priests are torturing you to death.
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: Slant on April 10, 2004, 06:50:51 PM
Saint, I'm like 5'8".  145 is a good weight for me.  Large enough to scare the hermit crabs, but small enough to escape the notice of the Things Under My Bed.
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on April 10, 2004, 08:28:12 PM
I wish I weighed 145 lbs.
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: JP Dogberry on April 10, 2004, 08:43:07 PM
My New Years Resolution was not to make New Years Resolutions. I've thus ended up in a catch 22. I didn't make resolutions, so I've completed my resolution except that counts as having made a resolution so I failed it.

Or Something.
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: Maxwell on April 14, 2004, 08:01:17 PM
my god... 5'8" and 145lbs, you are almost the exact size and weight as me....
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on April 15, 2004, 03:41:10 PM
You people are all really big  :(.  I'm 6'2" and only 120...  Now I'm sad...
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: Onion of Death on April 15, 2004, 03:51:50 PM
Gorgon, you are not 6'2". I'm only 6'1", and you haven't passed me yet. Our main difference is that I weigh about 120 lb. more than you.
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: Maxwell on April 15, 2004, 08:02:49 PM
Are you calling us fat?
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on April 15, 2004, 08:19:23 PM
Onion, three different doctor offices say I am 6'2" and I have surpassed you as of a while ago.  

No, I am saying I wish I weighed an average amount as compared to, uh, well that of my old dog.  Actually I weigh less than he did but that is beside the point.
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: Maxwell on April 15, 2004, 08:41:56 PM
I weigh less than my dog...and he's a puppy....
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on April 15, 2004, 09:57:11 PM
mine was a puppy too.

I don't make New Year's revolutions, I find that I don't need the new year to change who I am if I want to change.
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 16, 2004, 07:49:01 AM
There's a joke in here about comparing resolutions and revolutions, but i don't have time to make it
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on April 16, 2004, 01:14:36 PM
Actually, no.  I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday and was a little "flustered", it's just a typo...
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 16, 2004, 01:32:10 PM
you obviously don't understand how online communities work. Typos are no excuse. If we want to tease, we will tease.
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on April 16, 2004, 02:38:49 PM
Oh, uh, I thought you were serious when you said that there should is a joke in there, so I thought I would, uh, inform you.  I was by no means attempting to stop you from teasing...
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on April 16, 2004, 02:50:59 PM
then consider yourself teased.
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on April 16, 2004, 03:25:41 PM
"Teasing is not about culpability, but opportunity." --Prometheus
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on April 16, 2004, 07:47:51 PM
Still one of the most true pieces of wisdom ever.
Title: Re: I MADE MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Post by: JP Dogberry on April 16, 2004, 08:19:13 PM
Moreover, it appropriately came from someone with an employment history of camel poo.