Cinema Quote Sense

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"The man's only 180 lbs soaking wet"
-Venkman, Ghostbusters.

[Parker]

Phil Connors: This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to *eat* it. You're hypocrites, all of you!

Groundhog Day (also Bill Murray, and arguable the best movie of all time and creation.   )

[Parker]

And because I didn't want anyone getting away from Bill before I gave one of my favorite quotes from him:

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Caddyshack

[Oldie Black Witch]

And along the idea of conscience and consciousness . . .

"Is it an Eeeevil petting zoo?"
Austin Powers

[Chimera]

Sarah Whittle: You did just see three monkeys go by on a motorcycle; right?
Judy Shepherd: Yeah.
Sarah Whittle: Good girl.

Jumanji

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"Right turn, Clyde."
-Clint Eastwood's character, Any Which Way but Loose.

(Clyde is an orangutan)

[Fellfrosch]

"Bear left."
"Right frog!"

--Kermit and Fozzie, giving driving directions in The Muppet Movie

[Chimera]

Jean-Bob: I have no friends, only servants... and zey call me Your Highness!

The Swan Princess (Jean-Bob is a French Frog under the delusion that he is an enchanted prince)

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

"I thought the servants were dead."
"No, the pets are dead. The servants have retired."
"Oh, then I guess I'd better get the door"
John Cleese's unnamed character to his wife in The Great Muppet Caper.

[Parker]

Archie: All right, all right, I apologize.
Otto: You're really sorry.
Archie: I'm really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly.
Otto: You take it back.
Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
Otto: OK.

A Fish Called Wanda (Archie is played by John Cleese)

[Chimera]

Danielle: A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?
Leonardo da Vinci: Then I shall have to make you wings.

Ever After

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Back home we have a saying. If God had meant for us to fly he wouldn't have taken away our wings.
-Howard the Duck, in Howard the Duck.

[Oseleon]

BurgerFlipper: "We stop serving Breakfast at 10:30"
(Clock says 10:40)
Michael Douglas:"Have you ever heard the Phrase: The customer is always right?"
BurgerFlipper: "Thats not our policy.... I'm realy sorry"
Michael Douglas: "I'm sorry too!"
(Pulls out MP5)

--Falling Down

[Chimera]

Holly Golightly: What do you do, anyway?
Paul Varjak: I'm a writer, I guess.
Holly Golightly: You guess? Don't you know?
Paul Varjak: OK, positive statement. Ringing affirmative. I'm a writer.
...
Holly Golightly: But just look at the goodies she brought with her.
Paul Varjak: He's all right, I suppose, if you like dark, handsome, rich-looking men with passionate natures and too many teeth.
...
Holly Golightly: It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two.

Breakfast at Tiffanys, starring Audrey Hepburn as Holly

[Parker]

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.

Eliza Doolittle (as played by Audrey Hepburn), My Fair Lady