Timewaster's Guide Archive
Departments => Movies and TV => Topic started by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on October 21, 2004, 12:58:24 PM
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New game. Stealing from the lyrics one, word association, only with movie quotes. MUST quote MOVIE and character. Not TV, not books, not cartoons, MOVIES. Violations will be deleted.
I'll obviously start.
"You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short." -Obi-Wan Kenobi, The Phantom Menace.
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Could be the kid has a point. Alright, we'll see what he's selling, then we'll shoot him. - Hub, Secondhand Lions
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I have a gun in my room. I'll get it, we'll shoot him, problem solved. --Scott Evil, Austin Powers
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"Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol."
--Gen. George Patton, Patton
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I hope your fingers aren't tipping my ivory-handled Colt.
-Paden, Silverado
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Harvey: Guns or knives?
Butch: Neither?
--Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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My philosophy, Mr. President, is shoot first ask questions later. I don't like uninvited guests. --General Staedert, The Fifth Element
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I quote movies all day not even on purpose. This can't be good. I mean how many quotes are there in just one good movie? Yeah, sure, I'll play.
Dracula: You think you can destroy me with your idols, I who served the cross, I who commanded nations hundreds of years before you were born.
Helsing: Your armies were defeated. You tortured and impaled thousands of people!
Dracula: I was betrayed. Look what your God has done to me!
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I do it too E.P.
Torturer: "Now I can see you are wondering, "Why me oh God?" the real answer is, God has nothing to do with it."
Dantes: "He has everything to do with it"
Torturer: "I will make you a deal. You pray for God to save you, and I will stop the moment he shows up."
-Count of Monte Cristo
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"Oh." eyes widen in fear.
-The lie detector technician in Equilibrium as he sees the readout go flat.
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Lol, I thought about quoting Count of Monte Cristo. I was going to either do "Greetings" or "God will give me justice." Hmm, no I got a good one.
"We are all kings or pawns a man once told me."
"Truely! Who told you this?"
"Napoleon Bonaparte"
:laughs: "Bonaparte?" :laughs: "Zatara, the stories you tell."
I think you forgot a part of Edmond's line, I think it goes "He has everything to do with it. He is everywhere, he is in everything." Or something like that, cause later his girlfriend says about the same thing and adds "even in a kiss". That was a good quote though, I liked that.
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"Now, tell us the whole story. Start at the beginning, and when you get to the end, stop." --The Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland
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"Let's start at the very beginning -- a very good place to start."
--Maria, The Sound of Music
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"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn." Better Off Dead, Charles & Monique
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"Do you know how to fly this thing?"
"Fly? Yes. Land? No."
-Henry and Indiana Jones, I.J. and the Last Crusade
Reminders, people, only post quotes
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(shouldn't that be post quotes?)
"Blast, this is why I hate flying."
-- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Attack of the Clones
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"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads." -Doc, Back to the Future.
er... yeah. .
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Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers! --Mexican guy, UHF
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RJ Fletcher: This is an embarrassment. A disgrace. What do you think R.J. Fletcher Senior would be saying if he were alive today?
Richard Fletcher: "Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here. Help, let me out."
--UHF
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"Would you kindly have the goodness to die?!"
-Waldo Trumbull (Vincent Price) in The Comedy of Terrors
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He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, streched, disembowled, drawn and quartered ... And dig this, there was a prophecy. Just before his head died, he said, "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." - Ray, Ghostbusters II
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Wesley: Wrong! Your ears you will keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of terror at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps, every woman that cries out, "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means, it means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
- Wesley, The Princess Bride
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"It's alive!"
-Dr. Frankenstein, Frankenstein
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"Cause everybody wants some! I want some too!" --Better Off Dead, Lane Myer
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I don't want a piece of you, I want the whole thing!
- Bob Barker, Happy Gilmore
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"Well, that's you all over." --the Tin Man, The Wizard of Oz
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"You're killing me, Smalls!" -Sandlot
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"I'm curious. After killing me what is it you're planning on doing next?"
--Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribbean
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So I'll put down my sword, and you'll put down your rock, and we'll kill each other like civilized people?
-The Man in Black, The Princess Bride
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"I want my face back."
"I want mine."
"Then why don't we just kill each other?"
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JP, need character and film posted, please.
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Uhh, Can't remember their names, But the good guy and the bad guy from face off.
Unless I imagined the line. Which I quite possibly did. I slept through half that movie.
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Face/Off, that would be Sean Archer and Caster Troy. I think the line is a bit different, but pretty close.
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Is there not one maiden here whose homely face and bad complexion Have caused all hope to disappear
Of ever winning man's affection?
-Fredrick, Pirates of Penzance
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"Get this baggage out of here." --Henry Higgins, in reference to Eliza, My Fair Lady
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Pickering: Are you a man of good character where women are concerned?
Higgins: Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?
--My Fair Lady
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So do all men who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide.
-Gandalf, Fellowship of the Ring
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"He's more machine now than man."
-- Obi-Wan, Star Wars
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It was he that freed the first of us; taught us the truth. Since his death, the Oracle prophesized his return.
-Morpheus, The Matrix
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With all dead, there's only one thing you can do... go through his pockets and look for loose change.
-Miracle Max, the Princess Bride
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"Ok, fine. Little girls room, little boys room. ... Hey, where are you going?"
"To the men's room."
-The main hero kid and his big brother in Goonies.
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Billy the Kid:Henry Hill?
Henry Hill: Yeah?
Billy the Kid: Howdy! (shoots Hill in the head) By the way, you're under arrest.
-Young Guns
(In case you are looking for the connection, this all happened in an outhouse)
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"With Professor Harold Hill on hand, River City's gonna have a boy's band -- as sure as the Lord made little green apples -- and that band's gonna be in uniform."
--Harold Hill, The Music Man
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"And there was this one time at band camp..."
-Band Camp Chick, American Pie.
Sorry.
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Elwood: "The band!"
Preacher: "Do you see the light?"
Jake: "The band?"
Elwood: "The band!"
Preacher: "Do you see the light?"
Jake: "The band!"
--The Blues Brothers
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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition, and gentlemen in England now abed shall think themselves acursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks, that fought with us upon St. Crispin's day!
King Hal- Henry V- Brannaugh or Olivia
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I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Now some of you boys are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. I can assure you you'll all do your duty. Wade into them! Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand in a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Alright. Now you sons of bitches, you know how I feel. And I would be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anywhere. And that's all.
Patton, Patton.
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"He's dead. I'm crippled. You're lost. Do you suppose it's always like that? War, I mean."
--Officer Campbell, The Longest Day
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Your skill, his brawn, and my brains against sixty men and you expect me to be happy about a little head jiggle? Now if we only had a wheelbarrow that'd be something.
-Wesley, The Princess Bride.
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"There are two kinds of people in the world: those with loaded guns, and those who dig."
Joe -- The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
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"Could be worse. Could be raining!"
*thunder rumble*
-Igor, Young Frankenstein (it's the gravedigging scene)
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"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well. A man of infinite jest..."
-pick your favorite film version of Hamlet
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Jeff: Can you think of one good reason why I, a strange man, should be interested in proposing to you, a mighty strange woman and at this hour of the day?
Meg: Because you're a lad and I'm a lass!
Jeff: Well, with that philosophy you must have had a provocative career!
--- Brigadoon
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Colonel Pickering: "Are you a man of good character where women are concerned? "
Henry Higgins: "Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?"
- My Fair Lady
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Fuzzy, or Merry rather, that quote has already been posted.
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
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"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well. A man of infinite jest..."
Shouldn't that be "Alas, poor Yorick!--I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest..."?
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Methinks he doth protest too much.
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Elsinore: And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
Judge: Would you please explain for the court "time coding."
Elsinore: Well, uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
--Strange Brew
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Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.
-Ford Prefect to Arthur Dent, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
(edit, I suppose it's possible the movie won't actually USE that line, but they better, or else they'll deserve a good flogging)
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Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.
-Ford Prefect to Arthur Dent, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
(edit, I suppose it's possible the movie won't actually USE that line, but they better, or else they'll deserve a good flogging)
So someone can just post a quote from a book that is being re-worked into a movie? Which at one point was a TV show. Strange.
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only if the movie is about to come out and there's a high probability that the line will be used as is in the adaptation.
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As I recall, that line was used in the BBC miniseries. That's pretty close to a movie.
Besides, SE made the rules for this thread. He can break them.
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Which is why I never follow rules at all.
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We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages -- we're English!
-- Jack, Lord of the Flies
Just getting us back on track.
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"Do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing...we'll all terrified of embarrassment. That's why we're so dead. Most of my friends are dead, you know, we have these piles of corpses to dinner."
--Archie, A Fish Called Wanda
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"This is no mine. It's a tomb"
Boromir, The Fellowship of the Rings
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I was just looking at Musical Sparks, and decided that this thread needed reviving, since I am better at movie lines than lyrics.
"There's an old mica mine down by the lake. The kids go there, and they yell down the hole to hear their voices echo. I'm not going to tell you what the teenagers do there." - The Great Outdoors
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sorry, Archon, I keep trying, but I got nothin.
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I can never remember the quotes correctly, myself. Then I used the wonder of the internet! http://www.filmsite.org/
Vivian: Well, speaking of horses, I like to play them myself. But I like to see them work out a little first, see if they're front-runners or come from behind, find out what their hole-card is. What makes them run.
Marlowe: Find out mine?
Vivian: I think so.
Marlowe: Go ahead.
Vivian: I'd say you don't like to be rated. You like to get out in front, open up a lead, take a little breather in the backstretch, and then come home free.
Marlowe: You don't like to be rated yourself.
Vivian: I haven't met anyone yet that can do it. Any suggestions?
Marlowe: Well, I can't tell till I've seen you over a distance of ground. You've got a touch of class, but, uh...I don't know how - how far you can go.
Vivian: A lot depends on who's in the saddle.
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and what movie would that be?
"Harses Harses Harses Harses!"
-Annie, Sleepless in Seattle.
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The big sleep, mr oh-so-cultured.
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Go horsie, go fast! - The Frisco Kid
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"That was the oldest horse I ever saw." - that old guy without a name, Far and Away
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Goodbye. So Long. And thanks for all the fish.
--Earth's Dolphins, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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What are you going to do, hit me with that fish?
-Metatron, Dogma
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Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.
--Morpheus, The Matrix
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"Check it out! All reds" -nameless "celebrity" Danny Ocean is teaching to play poker in Oceans 11 (hit me is a Black Jack term, that's where I made the jump)
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"Yeah, Pete told me if I ever hurt you; that he would tear me to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric."
Tad from Win a Date with Tad Hamilton (connection: celebrity)
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"I totally phone in that Dennis Quaid movie."
connection: both of the last two quotes involved Topher Grace
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We're gonna drink this one to Ozzie. A good man who tried to save my ass by injecting me into yours.
Lt. Tuck Pendleton (as played by Dennis Quaid), InnerSpace
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Hmm, I think I overlooked the obvious movie quote I should post . . .
Whoever wrote this episode should die!
--Gwen DeMarco, Galaxy Quest
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Jason Nesmith: What? What was that?
Alexander Dane: Uh, nothing.
Jason Nesmith: I heard some squealing or something.
Gwen DeMarco: Oh, no. Everything's fine.
Teb: But the animal is inside out.
Jason Nesmith: I heard that! It turned inside out?
Teb: And it exploded.
Also from Galaxy Quest
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Tim: Follow. But follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. (does funny hand motions)
King Arthur: What an eccentric performance.
--Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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There may come a time when the courage of men fails. But it is not this day. This day, we fight!
- Aragorn, ROTK
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What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got? (Courage)
Cowardly Lion, Wizard of Oz
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Colour Sergeant Bourne: It's a miracle.
Lieutenant John Chard: If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.
Colour Sergeant Bourne: And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.
Zulu!
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Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.
Princess Bride
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There can be miracles, if you believe.
Though hope is frail, it's hard to kill.
Miriam, song from Prince of Egypt
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Mason Storm: We're outgunned, and undermanned. But you know sumpin'? We're gonna win. You know why? Superior attitude. Superior state of mind.
Steven Seagal in Hard to Kill
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory."
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War--It's FANtastic
Hot Shots Part Deux
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Girl: Prince Charmont actually stepped on these tiles!
[a bunch of girls get down and start kissing the floor]
Tour Guide: Girls, stop tonguing the floor!
--Fan girls in Ella Enchanted
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Monique (with French accent): He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane: Excuse me?
Monique: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.
Better Off Dead
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Larkin: When you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust, huh? ....That was a joke.
Poe: I'm glad you told me.
-Con Air (connection, both lines were John Cusack)
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Marty McFly: Doc, you built a time machine . . . out of a DeLorean?
Doc Brown: Well, the way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine into a car, you might as well do it with style.
--Back to the Future
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"I'm not flying...I'm falling with style!"
Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story.
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Superman: Easy, miss. I've got you.
Lois Lane: You, you've got me? Who's got you?
Superman I
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Frank Navasky: Name me one thing, ONE, that we've gained from technology.
Kathleen Kelly: Electricity
Frank Navasky: That's one.
[points to computer]
Frank Navasky: You think this machine is your friend but it's not.
--You've Got Mail
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"What has God done? He made snakes without hands."
"Slugs"
"Slugs. WHat good are they? They can't operate machinery! If I was creating the world I would have started with laser. 8:00. Day 1." *ZAP* *shriek* "Sorry."
-The dark one and a henchman, Time Bandits.
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Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.
Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
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I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work three days a month. Is that a problem?
-the PMS Avenger, Mystery Men.
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Clown: Look, a giraffe!
Martin Beck (played by Michael Richards): Look, a fist!
(punches clown)
Problem Child
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Gil: What's the matter, honey? You don't feel so good?
Taylor: Yeah.
Gil: You feel like you wanna throw up?
Taylor: Okay.
[barfs all over Gil, and starts crying]
Karen: Oh Taylor, baby... Gil, why are you standing there?
Gil: Waiting for her head to spin around.
Parenthood (with Steve Martin playing Gil)
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I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
-Wayne. Wayne's World.
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Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Goonies
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Tony Perkis: Let me make something very clear: The PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner. OK? How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut? Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?
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Tony Perkis: First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi.
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Tony Perkis: Did you ever hear the story of Icarus, who continually rolled the ball up the hill? But when he got too close, the ball melted in the heat of the Sun. You're all like Icarus.
A selection of quotes from Ben Stiller's character, a crazed motivational speaker/creator of an exercise program, in Heavyweights
(Connection: It's a movie about kids at a fat camp gone wrong)
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Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think. If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
AND (because I couldn't resist)
Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
Zoolander (also by Ben Stiller)
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No capes! No capes!
--Edna, The Incredibles
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Nice Outfit.
Joker, Batman
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[commenting on the X-Men uniforms]
Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
--X-Men (the first movie)
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I want ALL spandex!
-Eddie Murphy, The Nutty Professor
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Veruca Salt: Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away.
Mr. Salt: All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
Veruca Salt: I want an Oompa Loompa now!
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more...
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!
Ariel singing "Part of That World" in The Little Mermaid
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Allen: I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish.
Tom Hanks, Splash
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The mode of your declaration merely spared me any concern I might have felt in refusing you had you behaved in a more gentlemanlike manner.
--Miss Elizabeth Bennett, Pride & Prejudice
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Junior Bevill: Seemin' to you nobody likes us?
Yul Brenner: We're different. People are always afraid of what's different.
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Sanka Coffie: I am feeling very Olympic today, how about you?
Cool Runnings (connection: prejudice)
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Barf: I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
Spaceballs (connection: John Candy says the line, and he also co-stars in Cool Runnings)
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Alright--since no one else will post, I'll go again:
Taggart: What do you want me to do sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, s***-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?
Blazing Saddles (also a Mel Brooks flick)
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I'm hysterical!
(Max: throws water in his face)
Now I'm wet! I'm wet and I'm hysterical!
(Max slaps him)
Now I'm in pain, I'm wet, and I'm still hysterical!
--The Producers (also Mel Brooks)
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"The man's only 180 lbs soaking wet"
-Venkman, Ghostbusters.
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Phil Connors: This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to *eat* it. You're hypocrites, all of you!
Groundhog Day (also Bill Murray, and arguable the best movie of all time and creation. ;) )
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And because I didn't want anyone getting away from Bill before I gave one of my favorite quotes from him:
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Caddyshack
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And along the idea of conscience and consciousness . . .
"Is it an Eeeevil petting zoo?"
Austin Powers
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Sarah Whittle: You did just see three monkeys go by on a motorcycle; right?
Judy Shepherd: Yeah.
Sarah Whittle: Good girl.
Jumanji
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"Right turn, Clyde."
-Clint Eastwood's character, Any Which Way but Loose.
(Clyde is an orangutan)
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"Bear left."
"Right frog!"
--Kermit and Fozzie, giving driving directions in The Muppet Movie
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Jean-Bob: I have no friends, only servants... and zey call me Your Highness!
The Swan Princess (Jean-Bob is a French Frog under the delusion that he is an enchanted prince)
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"I thought the servants were dead."
"No, the pets are dead. The servants have retired."
"Oh, then I guess I'd better get the door"
John Cleese's unnamed character to his wife in The Great Muppet Caper.
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Archie: All right, all right, I apologize.
Otto: You're really sorry.
Archie: I'm really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly.
Otto: You take it back.
Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
Otto: OK.
A Fish Called Wanda (Archie is played by John Cleese)
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Danielle: A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?
Leonardo da Vinci: Then I shall have to make you wings.
Ever After
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Back home we have a saying. If God had meant for us to fly he wouldn't have taken away our wings.
-Howard the Duck, in Howard the Duck.
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BurgerFlipper: "We stop serving Breakfast at 10:30"
(Clock says 10:40)
Michael Douglas:"Have you ever heard the Phrase: The customer is always right?"
BurgerFlipper: "Thats not our policy.... I'm realy sorry"
Michael Douglas: "I'm sorry too!"
(Pulls out MP5)
--Falling Down
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Holly Golightly: What do you do, anyway?
Paul Varjak: I'm a writer, I guess.
Holly Golightly: You guess? Don't you know?
Paul Varjak: OK, positive statement. Ringing affirmative. I'm a writer.
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Holly Golightly: But just look at the goodies she brought with her.
Paul Varjak: He's all right, I suppose, if you like dark, handsome, rich-looking men with passionate natures and too many teeth.
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Holly Golightly: It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two.
Breakfast at Tiffanys, starring Audrey Hepburn as Holly
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The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
Eliza Doolittle (as played by Audrey Hepburn), My Fair Lady
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"I could give you my word as a Spaniard."
"No good, I've known too many Spaniards."
-Inigo and the Man in Black, Princess Bride.
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(in the spirit of Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle)
Toki: Thanks, stranger. My husband's an idiot, but I'm glad he's safe and sound.
Ash-itaka: That's a relief. I was starting to think I'd done something wrong by bringing him back home.
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Toki: Even if you were a woman, you'd still be an idiot!
Princess Mononoke
*I had to edit the guy's name because it contained a naughty word. :-X
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[the Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon]
Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit, it'll hurt more
Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves
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"Give me an occupation, or I shall run mad."
Alan Rickman as Colonel Brandon in Sense and Sensibility.
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If we do not give bears the right to vote, they will revolt. And then we will be the ones forced to wear tiny hats.
- Almost Heroes
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My hat!
Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Laugh it up, Fuzzball.
Han Solo, Empire Strikes Back
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[Tommy just gets his new office and starts talking into a fan]
Tommy: La la...Luke, I am your fa-ther.
Chris Farley in Tommy Boy
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"You don't know what happened to your father."
"I know enough. I know you killed him!"
"No, Buzz. *I* am your father!"
"Nooooooooooooooooo!"
Zerg and a Buzz Lightyear doll, Toy Story 2
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"Nooooooooo!"
Darthh Vader, Revenge of the Sith
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Yoda: Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.
Star Wars Episode I, The Phantom Menace
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Leia: No, Alderan is peaceful, we have no weapons
Tarkin: You would prefer another target, a Military target, then Name the system...
Leia: Dantooine, theyre on Dantooine,
Tarkin: See Vader, I told you she could be presuaded... You may fire when ready.
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"Peace? Peace? I hate the word, as I hate Hell, all Montague's, and thee! Have at theee coward!"
-Tybalt, Baz Lurhman's version of "Romeo plus Juliet"
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From Hell's heart, I spit at thee.
-Kahn, Star Trek II
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"From Hells Heart, I stab at thee"
"For Hate's Sake I Spit my last breath at thee"
"To the last drop"
--Ahab Moby Dick
(This book was once adapted into a Star Trek Movie where Shatner was the whale)
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"There is no fighting in the war room!"
Dr. Strangelove
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- Shall we play a game?
- Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War.
- Wouldn't you perfer a nice game of chess?
- Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War.
- Fine.
-David (Matthew Broderick) and the military computer, in War Games.
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"Human biengs were not meant to sit in cubicles all day listening to eight diffrent bosses drone on about 'Mission Statements'"
-Peter (Office Space)
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Ethan: So, how does it feel to be a solid citizen again?
Luther: Man, I don't know. I'm gonna miss bein' disreputable.
Ethan: Well, Luther, if it makes you feel any better, I'll always think of you that way.
Tom Cruise (Ethan) and Ving Rhames (Luther), Mission Impossible
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What a disreputable-looking cretin. Look at him, no dignity, no manners. Yes, in the realm of earth, men like this can amass great wealth, and almost godlike power.
-Shang Tsung, Mortal Kombat
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Phenomenal cosmic power!...
Itty-bitty living space.
Robin Williams as Genie, Disney's Aladdin
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"... and could you make it so the whole front of hte house is on a hinge so I can open it with my garage door opener? Sure, that'll just take six more weeks."
Tom Hanks, Sleepless in Seattle.
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"How's about a bumper sandwich booger-lips?!"
-Ernest
Ernest Scared Stupid
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[Harry pulls his wand out of the unconscious troll's nose]
Harry: Yuck. Troll boogers (pronounced "boogies"--the British way :))
Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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They have a cave troll
-Boromir, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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(Poor abandoned thread, I shall revive you. Live, little thread, live!!!)
Abigail Chase: So what led you to believe in this invisible map?
Ben Gates: We found an engraving on the stem of a 200-year-old pipe.
Riley Poole: Owned by the Free Masons.
Abigail Chase: May I see the pipe?
Ben Gates: We don't have it.
Abigail Chase: Did Bigfoot take it?
National Treasure
(Connection: Sean Bean, the actor who plays Boromir, plays the bad guy in this movie.)
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Max: Dad.
Goofy:What is it son?
Max: IT'S BIGFOOT!
Goofy: Could you back up a bit Mr. Foot? You're out of focus.
- The Goofy Movie
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Lawyer: You Sir are a moron!
Homer: A Mormon? But I'm from Earth!
--The Simpsons
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He did too much LDS in the 60s
-Kirk, Star Trek 4 (Green Peace Trek)
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...And then we fell off of the mountain, and on the way down, I remember thinking, "hey, haven't we been smoking peyote for the last three days? Couldn't this be a hallucination?" And it was.
- Hansel, Zoolander
(I thought we weren't allowed to do TV shows?)
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(we aren't. I just didn't feel like saying anything)
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I know but it was a great quote and I didn't want to make a new thread for tv quotes
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(And now I will return this thread to it's original purpose. Honestly, it's like a wayward child--in need of constant attention!) ;)
[first lines]
Narrator: For some odd reason, lost in the mists of time, there's an extraordinary shortage of last names in Wales. Almost everyone seems to be a Williams, a Jones, or an Evans. To avoid widespread confusion, Welsh people often add an occupation to a name. For example, there was Williams the Petroleum, and Williams the Death. There was Jones the Bottle, and Jones the Prize Cabbage... which described his hobby and his personality. Evans the Bacon, and Evans the End of the World. But one man's name was a puzzle, and it wasn't until I was 10 years old that I asked my grandfather about the man with the longest and most enigmatic name of all.
Grandfather: [to the narrator at age 10] The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain? Now there's a long name for you. And a long story. You are not going to fidget, are you? For this is a story... an epic story. Yes, epic.
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[Betty is cutting flowers from the garden]
Reginald Anson: They're pretty.
Betty: Mmm, yes. Not as pretty as me. ...YOU'RE supposed to say that.
--The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain, starring Hugh Grant.
(Sorry a little long, but they were so great.)
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"'Awesome' would be good. I know it's overused but in this situation it would be appropriate."
Stan, in For Keeps?
Look, if you've seen the flick, you know why it applies. If not, well, I'm not going there).