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review: Illuminati Card Game
« on: February 22, 2005, 11:23:50 AM »
reference: http://www.timewastersguide.com/view.php?id=987

I have to say that I actually disagree with Jam's criticisms. I'm not sure why being "not really a card game" is a detraction, for one thing. I agree that it isn't in the traditional sense, but then, neither are a lot of games. It doesn't change how fun it is.

Also, I've only played two player games. I was neck and neck with my opponent overall. One would gain an obvious advantage over the other, but then would lose it before the game was over.

And as for the rules, well, my friend explained it to me and I though that went well enough. I don't think it pulled from the game so much.

The biggest reason why I'd still agree with the clock score, however, is it isn't a "big time-waster." It's not something I could play all afternoon. Maybe one or two rounds of it, taking up maybe a half hour of the day. If you want long term entertainment, you have to go somewhere else. It's also less engrossing than a lot of games. I agree with JP's remarks on the seriousness (though I don't find it not being funny a detraction -- I mean, Axis and Allies isn't very funny either, is it?) but it's not so absorbing and fascinating like other games I've played. It's a solid work, but not destined to replace anything. It just lacks that je ne sais quoi of the truly great game.

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Re: review: Illuminati Card Game
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2005, 12:55:53 PM »
Is there a reason this isn't in the CCG or Table-top section?
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Re: review: Illuminati Card Game
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2005, 01:37:33 PM »
Obviously the Illuminati want to be as hard to find as possible.

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Re: review: Illuminati Card Game
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2005, 07:33:28 PM »
It's a detraction that it isn't really a card game because it's marketed as one - if you're expecting it to be like what the cover suggests, you're wrong.

That was a weird two player game - every time I played, the game would be decided in two rounds, where someone got a massive lead.

Plus, being not funny is a detraction because the game is ALMOST funny. It's trying very hard, and isn't. If you have a humourous setting like this, the game should be funny.
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Re: review: Illuminati Card Game
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2005, 08:35:52 PM »
Maybe you didn't enjoy it as much because of the people you played it with. I played this with my husband and some friends, and I quite enjoyed it. True, it isn't a huge timewaster, but its enjoyment value is enough for the time spent.
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Re: review: Illuminati Card Game
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2005, 11:05:26 PM »
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Re: review: Illuminati Card Game
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2005, 03:17:09 AM »
I blame Gemm.
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Re: review: Illuminati Card Game
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2005, 03:20:57 AM »
I blame you.  ;D
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Re: review: Illuminati Card Game
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2005, 09:29:27 AM »
It's not in CCG because it is NOT collectible. It's not in table top because we've never settled on an exact approach to where board games go, let alone card games that are not collectible.

I disagree on the funny. It is a card game technically, because it uses cards as the primary material. How else are they supposed to advertise it?

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Re: review: Illuminati Card Game
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2005, 11:43:19 AM »
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