MTV is evil and is a tool of the devil to slowly destroy and corrupt our youth.
MTV is also a tool of THE MAN to intellectually bludegeon our youth into stupid, mindless consumers don't think for themselves and live to buy useless things they do not need.
MTV adopted rock 'n' roll, the way we used to STICK IT TO THE MAN, and detsroyed it. MTV made Rock and roll THE MAN. Now, the only way we can STICK IT TO THE MAN is to play CHICAGO STYLE JAZZ, and to play it LOUD!
MasterShake cannot spell. MasterShake watches MTV. I leave the connection as an exercise to the reader.
MasterShake's father would rather he didn't watch it. MasterShake's father is a good man, and probably a good parent.
The Jam Has spoken. The Jam is a loving mod (four keys from god) and he loves his forum and his forumers. The Jam decrees that MTV is a waste of time. The Jam is speaking in third person to Stick it to the man. The Jam does not like the man. The Jam is perhaps one of the only people who understand that the man is slowly destroying us. It is up to The Jam to bring the truth of The Man to the masses. The Jam has spoken.