Alright, I can't take it anymore. Sorry EUOL, I know you don't like us harassing people in your part of the board, but this really needs to be said.
Linternet, quoting that whole post was the worst waste of space, and other people's patience I have ever seen. Do not quote something unless it is necessary for other people to understand what you are talking about. And if you have to quote something that long, then abbreviate it.
Corrupted Terrismen, Kelsier will never, ever, ever be "pimp." No. Bad. Also, nobody wants to hear about your "nutz," you can't kill the "nutz" out of something, and Kelsier did not get "pimp-slapped." When you say those kinds of things, it annoys a lot of people around here. Many, if not most, of the people on this site have degrees in something to do with literature, so when you talk like that, it is like nails on a chalkboard, and you will be mocked for it for as long as you continue. Also, I am sure EUOL is glad that you liked his book, but he probably doesn't like it so much when you ask for things like his address, and joke about breaking into his house. You are probably just joking, but it isn't something that is going to make you very well-liked around here, so knock it off.