These Stupid Titles

[Mistress of Darkness]

Are you trying to make me irrationally furious with you?

Because you're doing a pretty good job, just in case you wanted to know.

[Mistress of Darkness]

And in response to your comment, as Eric clearly posted early in this thread, it doesn't really matter what you are expert of. The fact that you can put "Expert" at the end of your name is really all anyone cares about. So you'll forgive me, I hope, if I don't really consider this an attiquite upgrade for 100 posts.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I think you only had to get 40 posts to move to that level. At most it was 50. So there

[Entsuropi]

And the word is 'adequate'.

[Mistress of Darkness]

50 posts (probably 40--you're right) to get from Level 6 (Expert Camel Poo Shoveler) to Level 7 (Camel Poo Supervisor) and 50 post from Level 7 to Level 8 (current)

So 90. but 100 is that number rounded to the nearest 25.

/me laughs at herself

Thanks Entropy. I may have a BA in English, but it doesn't mean I can spell.

Obviously.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

My my my Mistress(heh that sounded funny to me, so hush puppies[that one was funny too]), you almost forgot all the added torment people gave you on your hard road to becoming an expert camel poo[/i][/u] [shadow=yellow,left,300]shoveler[/shadow].

Did you? Did you huh???

[Mistress of Darkness]

Well, there is that . . . but the point I was trying to make is that going from Expert Camel Poo Shoveler to Camel Poo Expert in 90-100 posts is not much of an advancement.

[Mistress of Darkness]

That and I'm dreadfully afraid that dispite my tearful begging at the beginning of this thread, someone has changed all of the titles for Martial Art Student to something involving Camel Poo.

And if you think I'm paranoid, you're right. But I have an excuse. I've been "Camel Poo" something since level 4, and that's over half of my existance.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

at least you dont have any delusions of grandure.

[Lieutenant Kije]

Despite your tearful begging?  I think it was because of your your whining, sister!  I think you have a bright future in the poo business, and you had better get used to it.  Maybe next you'll graduate from camel poo expert to "Fecal Savant" or something like that.  

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I think the next step is giraffe poo.
Then Elephant.

[Lieutenant Kije]

I saw an elephant poop once, in a zoo.  Man, those things must have colons the size of minivans.  She'll probably have to spend three or four levels with the elephants just to take it all in.  Or absorb it all.  Or immerse herself in the subject.  Or whatever.  

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

The poop has to go somewhere.....

[Mistress of Darkness]

I don't know, I think all of your mouths are a good spot.

And Kije, you're not really one to talk, seeing as you are: . . . oh wait . . . nevermind.

/me feels a little better, but not much

[Lieutenant Kije]

Oh, don't worry for me.  I lose the flea-ridden part in about 29 more posts.  Unless they go and change it.  

I actually get to escape this little hell eventually, which is more than I can say for some.  

**smiles at MoD**