« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Goober-natorial Nominees  (Read 8435 times)

Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock

  • Level 57
  • *
  • Posts: 4591
  • Fell Points: 0
  • I Am Your Worst Nightmare's Dream
    • View Profile
    • Perfect
Goober-natorial Nominees
« on: September 22, 2003, 03:19:42 PM »
So, I've put this off to the very last second. Monday. Now, get ready for the bestest titles for the TWG Forum Political Race! As hosted by Gemm. (Note: All titles will sound normal, since Gemm does not want to add his flavor to them, I'm sure this is appreciated.)
Now with "better" titles!

Happy Military Commander: Shouts stuff like "But we must launch our missiles NOW Mr President!"
Nominee: Entropy

Determined Ghast: Is very determined at... Ghasting.
Nominee: Fellfrosch

Cowboy Super Secret Space Detective: Does his job very well, wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean.
Nominee: SaintEhlers

Chief of the Roman Empire's Secret Police: Police's the deadest empire in the world.
Nominee: Mad Dr. Jeffe

Whatever title strikes his fancy, other than anything with the words "Scottish", "British,"  "hamster-monkey," or "blowfish" in it: When he's in the water, will it get him? Nobody knows.
Nominee: Spriggan

Baron of the British Blowfish: Because every blowfish should have a baron!
Nominee: SaintElhers

« Last Edit: September 22, 2003, 07:14:36 PM by Gemm »
Logged
“NOTHING IS TRUE. EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.”
                William S. Burroughs

“Who needs girls when you’ve got comics?”
                Grant Morrison’s Flex Mentallo

Fellfrosch

  • Administrator
  • Level 68
  • *
  • Posts: 7033
  • Fell Points: 42
  • Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder.
    • View Profile
    • Fearful Symmetry
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2003, 03:24:24 PM »
Wait, so these are real titles with actual functions? Why?
Logged
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." --Mel Brooks

My author website: http://www.fearfulsymmetry.net

Entsuropi

  • Level 60
  • *
  • Posts: 5033
  • Fell Points: 0
  • =^_^= Captain of the highschool Daydreaming team
    • View Profile
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2003, 03:26:34 PM »
I want to apply for the position of pushy and trigger happy military commander who shouts stuff like "But we must launch our missiles NOW Mr President!".
Logged
If you're ever in an argument and Entropy winds up looking staid and temperate in comparison, it might be time to cut your losses and start a new thread about something else :)

Fellfrosch

Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock

  • Level 57
  • *
  • Posts: 4591
  • Fell Points: 0
  • I Am Your Worst Nightmare's Dream
    • View Profile
    • Perfect
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2003, 03:27:07 PM »
Well, because I'm at work and need something to do.

But honestly I thought we could have fun with this. And to add a note, no nominating for yourself.
Logged
“NOTHING IS TRUE. EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.”
                William S. Burroughs

“Who needs girls when you’ve got comics?”
                Grant Morrison’s Flex Mentallo

Spriggan

  • Administrator
  • Level 78
  • *****
  • Posts: 10582
  • Fell Points: 31
  • Yes, I am this awesome
    • View Profile
    • Legacies Lost
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2003, 03:42:40 PM »
I nominate Entropy to be a pushy and trigger happy military commander who shouts stuff like "But we must launch our missiles NOW Mr President!".
Logged
Screw it, I'm buying crayons and paper. I can imagineer my own adventures! Wheeee!

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

House of Mustard

  • Level 44
  • *
  • Posts: 2934
  • Fell Points: 3
  • Firstborn Unicorn
    • View Profile
    • robisonwells.com
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2003, 04:18:06 PM »
I nominate Fellfrosch as 'Determined Ghast.'
Logged
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.

www.robisonwells.com

Mistress of Darkness

  • Level 37
  • *
  • Posts: 2322
  • Fell Points: 0
  • Mama
    • View Profile
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2003, 04:19:45 PM »
These titles are boring where is the "Head Mistress of Torture" title or the "Supreme Ruler of the TWG Universe" title? Even if the jobs are mundane, you could at least make the titles cool.
Logged
" If i ever need a pen-name I'd choose EUOL, just to confuse everyone. " --Entropy

Mad Dr Jeffe

  • Level 74
  • *
  • Posts: 9162
  • Fell Points: 7
  • Devils Advocate General
    • View Profile
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2003, 04:21:32 PM »
ooh, oooh I want to be chief of the secret police!!!
Logged
Its an automated robot. Based on Science!

The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers

  • Administrator
  • Level 96
  • *****
  • Posts: 19211
  • Fell Points: 17
  • monkeys? yes.
    • View Profile
    • herb's world
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2003, 05:02:26 PM »
I'll nominate you for Chief of Secret Police if you nominate me for Cowboy Super Secret Space Detective
Logged

Mad Dr Jeffe

  • Level 74
  • *
  • Posts: 9162
  • Fell Points: 7
  • Devils Advocate General
    • View Profile
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2003, 05:05:38 PM »
I nominate Saint Cowboy Super Secret Space Detective first class!

oh and thats Chief of the Roman Empires Secret Police.
Logged
Its an automated robot. Based on Science!

The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers

  • Administrator
  • Level 96
  • *****
  • Posts: 19211
  • Fell Points: 17
  • monkeys? yes.
    • View Profile
    • herb's world
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2003, 05:17:03 PM »
I nominate Jeffe for Chief of the Roman Empire's Secret Police.
THough why he wants to be an official in a fallen empire, I'll never know.
Logged

Entsuropi

  • Level 60
  • *
  • Posts: 5033
  • Fell Points: 0
  • =^_^= Captain of the highschool Daydreaming team
    • View Profile
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2003, 05:40:13 PM »
Because then he can put it on his CV and become an offical in another empire.

And i nominate spriggan for whatever title strikes his fancy, other than anything with the words "Scottish", "British" or "hamster-monkey" in it.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2003, 05:41:12 PM by Charlie82 »
Logged
If you're ever in an argument and Entropy winds up looking staid and temperate in comparison, it might be time to cut your losses and start a new thread about something else :)

Fellfrosch

The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers

  • Administrator
  • Level 96
  • *****
  • Posts: 19211
  • Fell Points: 17
  • monkeys? yes.
    • View Profile
    • herb's world
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2003, 05:44:27 PM »
I think you should add the term "blowfish" to that list.
Logged

Entsuropi

  • Level 60
  • *
  • Posts: 5033
  • Fell Points: 0
  • =^_^= Captain of the highschool Daydreaming team
    • View Profile
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2003, 05:47:32 PM »
Yep. So Spriggan won't get my support for a title named "Baron of the British Blowfish" which uses that english language thing with same first letters on words. Forgot the word for it.
Logged
If you're ever in an argument and Entropy winds up looking staid and temperate in comparison, it might be time to cut your losses and start a new thread about something else :)

Fellfrosch

The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers

  • Administrator
  • Level 96
  • *****
  • Posts: 19211
  • Fell Points: 17
  • monkeys? yes.
    • View Profile
    • herb's world
Re: Goober-natorial Nominees
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2003, 05:52:38 PM »
"alliteration"

And there should never, EVER be a baron of the british blowfish. Just on principle.
Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »