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General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 06, 2006, 11:43:02 AM
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- the horns on his head
- voted most likely to battle Jesus for the souls of men and women
- the head spinning 360 degrees? Yeah, that's not a good thing.
- not in IT, but keeps talking about how excited he is to be working with Bill Gates.
- doesn't tease cats. Instead sacrifices them on an alter.
- goes into politics or studies law
- plays D&D
- prefers d20 to GURPS or Palladium
- the cloven hoof thing is not a deformity. Nor is it "just a phase."
- just celebrated his third 6th birthday in as many years.
- can't get enough Tom Cruise
- lingering aroma of brimstone after he uses the restroom
- constantly urging you to "come down off your recliner and turn these stones to bread"
- While other kids are asking for XBoxes and new bikes, he keeps asking permission to bring sickness upon the house of Job
- brings a 7-headed dragon home and asks "can I keep him?"
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-- runs a web site that attracts all the other devil babies
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- Likes the Backstreet Boys.
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--Sets the thermostat at Hellfire of the Damned.
--Insists on watching Teletubbies while carving odd symbols into the coffee table.
--Hands out Jolly Ranchers to all the kids with braces.
--Sells strange little dolls on eBay that come with two boxes of straight pins.
--Knows how to spell Beelzebub and Microsoft.
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- Has 2 iPods
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- has a forked tongue
- leaves horrible scorch marks on the floor when he comes inside
- is planning for a career in customer service
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- Has a twin who's a Lawyer.
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Has a pamphlet entitled "The IRS and your career"
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- Is [Mormon/Jewish/Atheist/Evangelist/Catholic/Christian/Muslim/Buddhist/etc.]
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- Eats the Dog/Cat/Brother
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Eats the evil curtains before the evil curtains eat him.
;D
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-Likes Sony's world view
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-- his favorite day was 6/6/06
-- voted for Bush & Kerry
-- likes pork and fights for it, yelling "The sow is mine!"
-- watched The Omen 666 times
-- fingerpaints pentagrams
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Chants "kill the pig, bash its head, spill its blood" while living on an island of only children.
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-- kids mistake him for Mr. Tumnus before he stabs them with a pitchfork.
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--knows and respects Barney
--has red eyes and likes to mutter "Come with me little kids" while commiting hate crimes
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--Favorite color is blood red.
--Has an evil laugh and spews fire from their mouth.
--Tries to resurrect the Goth movement.
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--is a lawyer. ;)
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-- When they have the "flu", all the vomit is pea soup.
-- When they keep telling you to eat a cream puff saying, "Ye shall be as gods!"
-- If they say they're for world peace only after every person has taken their mark.
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- runs an arcane website
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I wish i were as creative as you guys... i can't think of anything more. >:( ;D :( :o :D ;)
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GLE your pitiful here's some.
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it has a cow head for a pillow...
it refuses to go near water un less it has a dead body in it
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you have to keep telling him/her to stop standing in the fire because the neighbor's will get frightened :o
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You go on a vacation and you get call from the babysitter like on Incredibles.
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fine then. be that way... ;D ;D ;D
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I wish i were as creative as you guys... i can't think of anything more. >:( ;D :( :o :D ;)
*sigh* No, you can't. But you seem to have no trouble using a flood of emoticons, that's for sure.
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of course, zenki *could* have put them all in the same post.
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hahaha ya sorry about the emoticons... i kinda overdid that. but was too lazy to fix it.
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Well i Could if i want...
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here's one...
Watched "The Godfather" and asked for a horse's head for his birthday