Yo Yo Yo,
Makin' an attempt to step to me,
I go by the signifier of "JP"
A doctor or a man? it's Mad. Dr Jeffe?
Hey, it's time to sort the wheat from the chaff.
Sittin' around playin' with Chemicals and Beakers
it seems as if he's a battle seeker
Quicker, and faster, like no one else can
I shoot some rhymes, wait, end of attention span?
Where was I again? That's right, the battle,
prattle and tattle to all of the cattle
testing your mettle, I ain't gonna settle
I'll see you in court, just like hansel and Grettle
Court of law? That ain't my style
neither a Tennis court, cos I have Guile
I'm talking bout the real court gamers know best,
Impress, caress, I zip up my vest.
and challange you all to a war that's calling your gall
Like the frontalittle squad, i be shootin; Foam rubber,
Nerf war is the way we call one another.
So pull your best rhymes, for rap battle rebuttle
if you have any skill, you'd be needin' a muzzle
or, if you're lame, step down from the field,
But by doing so, I'll assume you yield.
