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General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: Faster Master St. Pastor on March 22, 2006, 09:06:24 PM

Title: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on March 22, 2006, 09:06:24 PM

Fine, you win. Can't I just go back to me offering to buy a seat for everyone, and you being the leader of the ninja monkeys?

In case anyone is wondering, I made this thread becasue I promised not to post anything off topic on the Grumpy thread anymore.

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Shrain on March 22, 2006, 11:09:58 PM

Pssst. Generally, when you're waving the white flag, throwing in the towel, calling it quits, etc., etc., you don't entitle your retreat with "I've got a bone to pick with you." Just a hint. For future reference.

Oh, and by the way, SE never ceased being the ninja monkey cartel boss.

(Ah, young people!)

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on March 22, 2006, 11:56:16 PM

I know, but saying I've got a bone to pick with him is more likely to get his attention (I think), and I never said he had ceased to be the ninja monkey boss, he has just been poffering being a god lately instead of lord of the ninja monkeys.

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Archon on March 23, 2006, 12:25:21 AM

Could not the same person be both Lord of Ninja Monkeys and God of War?

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 23, 2006, 08:56:19 AM

I'm glad you brought it up, Archon!

Recent comers to the board will not realize that "ninja monkeys" is actually a short form. Old-timers will remember that they are actually Ninja Monkey Assassin Priests. I have always been divine, and my monkeys have always worshipped me.

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on March 23, 2006, 07:42:49 PM

You didn't answer my question, you deny everything?

Now that you mention it, I do recall coming across the whole Ninja Monkey Assain Priests thing before, but it seems to have slipped my mind. So like me.

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 24, 2006, 08:57:12 AM

I deny everything and nothing.

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on March 26, 2006, 01:53:40 AM

And something?

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Shrain on March 27, 2006, 03:16:52 PM

Oh, well, something is implied in everything, you see.  

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on March 27, 2006, 05:50:02 PM

Implied, but not specified, you can't be vauge with males, haven't you learned that yet? ;)

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: MsFish on March 28, 2006, 01:28:15 AM

Ain't that the freaking truth.

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Archon on March 28, 2006, 09:54:07 PM

Ouch...

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Faster Master St. Pastor on March 31, 2006, 12:12:28 AM

I think I set us all up for that one pretty well, and I didn't even see it coming.

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: MsFish on March 31, 2006, 12:14:45 AM

If it weren't true, maybe it wouldn't hurt.

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Shrain on March 31, 2006, 12:17:57 AM

yeah, the wicked take the truth to be hard because it cutteth them to the very center or something like that. lol

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 31, 2006, 08:49:34 AM

or maybe you're just a bunch of lying thieves and it hurts us when you don't see how good we are to you.

Title: Re: e, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Post by: Archon on March 31, 2006, 06:22:31 PM

What do you mean Faster Master Pastor? You didn't set her up, you just made the remark for her, and allowed her to agree. That isn't aiding and abetting in any way, shape, or form. [/sarcasm]