WORST film of all time?

[Slant]

Okay ladies and gentlemen, the question for the night is "What would you consider the absolute WORST film ever put on the screen?"

My personal vote:  I Spit On Your Grave.

[Spriggan]

pearl harbor

[Saint Ehlers]

Legend

I was going to say Robot Jox but a) I wasn't sure straight to video counted, and b) I think Legend was actually worse.

[Fellfrosch]

I was going to say Speed 2, but I think I might have to go with Spriggan on this one--Pearl Harbor was way worse.

[Nicadymus]

It required a lot of thought, but Pearl Harbor gets my vote as well.

[Mr_Pleasington]

Suddenly, I'm glad to have never seen Pearl Harbor.

[Slant]

In addition to I Spit On Your Grave, I also rate all the various Faces of Death films as true low points of cinema history.  I'm not certain, but I can only hope that they were never released on the Big Screen.

[Kid_Kilowatt]

Two words: Kangaroo Jack.

Actually, I have some more words about this atrocity.  It was first envisioned as an adult caper movie with a skinny-dipping scene, but the silliness of the premise dawned on the production team somewhere along the line and it was retooled on the fly as a kids' movie.  Jerry Bruckheimer is evil.  "My name is Jackie Legs, and I want to say 'Hello!' A-hip hop, a hippy hippy hippy to the hip hip hop you don't stop..."

*shiver*

[House of Mustard]

Speaking of rotten movies, I found an extremely funny quote the other day:

I just saw Titanic, which is a $200 million film about a real-life disaster at sea, but, according to Hollywood Logic, none of the actual passengers was interesting enough, so the writer-director had to invent a Romeo and Juliet-style fictional couple to heat up the catastrophe. This seems a tiny bit like giving Anne Frank a wacky best friend, to perk up that attic.
-Libby Gelman-Waxner, Premiere

[Fellfrosch]

That reminds me of Roger Eberts description of Pearl Harbor, in which "a somber Japanese army stages a brutal sneak attack on an American love triangle."

[Nicadymus]

Excellent commentary on both movies.

[Slant]

One brief thought on Kangaroo Jack:

If Paul Hogan were dead, he'd be rolling over in his grave.

[House of Mustard]

I don't think Paul Hogan has much room to complain.  Crocodile Dundee 3?

[Slant]

No matter how bad the sequels were, you can't take anything away from the fun of the original Croc Dundee.  I WOULD like to nominate another movie as an all-time stinker.  Three, actually.  First goes to a C-movie called Evil Toons (which actually co-starred David Carradine), the other two are Battlefield Earth and Planet of the Apes (recent version).  Two examples of films which could have raised science fiction filmmaking to a higher standard, but instead only made all genre fans cringe in shame.

[jamer_nimro]

  Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!! its got to be this pile of rubbish!http://www.badmovies.org/movies/alienprey/index.html
check it out if you dare, i hate this film with a passion!!!