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General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: Spriggan on June 17, 2003, 04:56:26 PM

Title: I hate Dave!!!!!!!!
Post by: Spriggan on June 17, 2003, 04:56:26 PM

I have no idea who he is, but some looser named Dave has given out my cell # to all his firends.  For the past two weeks I've been getting calls from people asking for him.  At first I was patient and asked them to dubble check their number and it was mine.  One guy even said that he's been calling his friend at my number for months now.  It's realy annoying because some of the same people keep on calling.  Now I just answer "Dave hates you" and hand up.

Title: Re: I hate Dave!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fellfrosch on June 17, 2003, 06:51:11 PM

About 12 years ago, our local Pizza Hut mailed out a ton of refrigerator magnets with my uncle's phone number on them. He eventually started taking orders and then denying everything when they called back an hour later.

Title: Re: I hate Dave!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 18, 2003, 12:02:05 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Sorry, but that's funny.

Title: Re: I hate Dave!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fellfrosch on June 18, 2003, 12:24:25 PM

How dare you laugh at my uncle's misfortune! Do you think I would have posted an amusing anecdote on a message board if I wanted it to be laughed at? Some people....

Title: Re: I hate Dave!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on June 18, 2003, 11:32:45 PM

yeah, well, i'm just rude like that.

Title: Re: I hate Dave!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brian on June 19, 2003, 02:39:39 AM

/me laughs at Fell's uncles misfortune...

/me prepares to dodge the impending onslaught of misfortune that is bound to follow for Rob Dixon in the Patriot City game

Note: I don't really have anything against Fell's uncle. I just think its funny that he started actually taking orders from people.

Title: Re: I hate Dave!!!!!!!!
Post by: 42 on June 19, 2003, 03:01:54 AM

You know Sprig, have you ever considered that maybe you are Dave. That would explain why you are suddenly up and about more, rather than your normal sitting in front of your computer with your big screen TV and mini-fridge.

Title: Re: I hate Dave!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fellfrosch on June 19, 2003, 01:22:17 PM

You know, it would answer a lot of questions. Maybe we should all call him Dave from now on to help him get used to his new self.

Title: Re: I hate Dave!!!!!!!!
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on June 19, 2003, 02:16:13 PM

So how is Dave?

Title: Re: I hate Dave!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on June 19, 2003, 04:14:55 PM

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move

Title: Re: I hate Dave!!!!!!!!
Post by: 42 on June 19, 2003, 06:32:41 PM

I guess Dave is screwed then. Maybe Sprig should find a safer alter ego.