Current Poll

[EUOL]

And the opposing army could be led by Hilary Clinton.  (She'd have to die too.  The two are in a one-on-one battle with the T-Rex shows up and injests them both, freeing their separate armies of unwilling minions.)

[Mistress of Darkness]

Yes, Hilary Clinton would have to die. Does anyone actually find her biography interesting? I mean how could you read it unless you knew there were dinosaurs in it somewhere, preferably eating somebody?

Yes . . . I am very . . . whatever you're going to say.

[Entsuropi]

I think i would prefer torture and large machine guns (not at once, that doesn't really work) being used against hillary.

[Spriggan]

Hey what about "Blackula"?  why isn't it on the poll?  Common it's got Eddie Murphy!

[42]

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" isn't on there either. How can you deny Pee Wee Herman performance in that flick?

[Fellfrosch]

Buffy certainly has my favorite death scene in any movie, simply because it takes him forever to die. That cracks me up every time. And the principal...ah, I love that movie.

[Spriggan]

So much better then the TV series.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

for those of you who want "Wisdom" from your "life is like" jokes:

Life is like:
A mop: it's what you use to clean up other people's mistakes
A collectible spoon: Not very interesting to most other people
A blank CD: you can either back up your illegal mp3s or chuck it about
Chili fries: Tasty at first, but full of GI troubles later on.
A mountain: Scenic, but tougher to climb than you'd think
Seven swans a-swimming: Look, if you chose this one you're a fruit.
Hair spray: Full of naked people you can't see
A Woody Allen movie: Inexplicable and generally of poor cooth
A Dolph Lundgren movie: Action packed, but senseless
A crystal stair: Transparent, but useful
Meat: You'll end up being eaten when the Elder Gods return.

[fuzzyoctopus]

Hair spray: Full of naked people you can't see


explain?

[stacer]

The musical

[fuzzyoctopus]

oh.  never seen it

[Fellfrosch]

I'm so glad the poll function is back. Nothing like a good absurdist exercise to spark absurdist conversation.

[EUOL]

Ninjas.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

which raises the question: Why isn't there an option to choose that Life is like a wild horde of screaming Ninja monkey assassin priests?

[Spriggan]

Becasue Ninja monkey assassin priests are soooo last year.  2004 is the year of Dolph Lundgren.