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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #60 on: July 16, 2003, 11:47:35 PM »
The latest poll on Tage's weight is really mean.  I don't know if he is really overweight or not, but it wasn't very nice to pick on somebody's flaws like that.  Well, that's as preachy as I get.  Peace out, all.
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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #61 on: July 17, 2003, 12:44:16 AM »
Actually, Tage is really thin. So I hope Tage sees it as a joke. Unless he's anorexic, then I'm afraid we've encouraged him in the wrong direction.

Now some other people on the board are in the plus sizes, but it's all muscle.
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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #62 on: July 17, 2003, 07:58:55 AM »
I thought the options were really funny. Although is it just me, or is Tage the subject of a lot of polls?
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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #63 on: July 17, 2003, 08:57:08 AM »
Fell loves Tage

We just hope he doesn't *love* him.

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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #64 on: July 17, 2003, 12:28:06 PM »
This... THIS is what I get for blowing off Fell this week. Every single week, usually on Monday, Fell opens our daily AIM chat with, "I need a new poll." Then he expects me to come up with ideas for him. So this week I was busy, and now look what happens.

And where did you get those, Fell? They're way too funny for you to have made up. I mean, you're clever and all, but not THAT clever.

And no, I'm not at all offended by it. It's actually really funny if you've ever met me.
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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #65 on: July 17, 2003, 02:56:17 PM »
It's amazing what you can find when you type "fat jokes" into Google. Though most of these, I admit, are corrupted "Yo mama" jokes.

And Tage: you better have some ideas ready for next week's poll.
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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #66 on: July 17, 2003, 04:20:28 PM »
How about  "Yo momma's booty so big, she gotta use a boomerang to get her belt on."
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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #67 on: July 25, 2003, 01:59:32 PM »
new poll ideas ala slashdot

Slashdot Poll


Favorite Color?
Money
Fear
Magic
Thought
Law
Autumn
Happiness
Plaid

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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #68 on: July 25, 2003, 11:03:03 PM »
I prefer "Yo mama's a dodecahedron." "Yo mama has four corners." Is also good.

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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #69 on: July 25, 2003, 11:09:22 PM »
sorry, the polls at /. annoy the heck out of me. Please don't ever expose me to them again.

Besides, you forgot to make a meaningless "in-joke" reference to Cowboy Neal.

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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #70 on: August 05, 2003, 12:45:41 PM »
It seems like the front-runners are taking the position that dinosaurs are a bad thing or a punishment ("eat the pansies").  I like to look at dinosaurs a  more of a garnish - something to add a little flavor and excitement to the ordinary.  I'd like to hear Clint Black sing about saddlin' up a stegosaurus.  

And anyways, even if the first thing you think of is a T-Rex, they're not all carnivorous.  But the exciting ones are, I guess...okay, Clint Black singing about how a velociraptor stole his woman and now he wants revenge.  Although I would like to hear how he manages to saddle that stegosaurus.

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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #71 on: August 05, 2003, 11:00:54 PM »
Law and Order
Dinosaur crimes unit....


I wish I'd seen that one before France....
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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #72 on: August 06, 2003, 03:35:48 AM »
I was going to vote for Clinton's book, but then I realized that would be redundant.  
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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #73 on: August 06, 2003, 05:44:43 AM »
I almost voted WW2.  Boy that would make a cool minature game.  But I decided that if it was to truly happen Ben Afleck must die some how.  Now if you send Ben Afleck back to WW2 times and have him killed by the dinosaurs back then that would be even better.
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Re: Current Poll
« Reply #74 on: August 06, 2003, 03:28:51 PM »
And it could happen in France...