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Re: ugg..
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2003, 09:48:52 AM »
was it the beard? Cuz I shaved that. Or is this one of those "fat" jokes. Man, you get over-weight by 60-70 pounds and everyone starts teasing you. It's enough to make you cry. I need comfort food...
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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2003, 09:50:13 AM »
Actually, I was speaking in overall burlyness mixed with the beard and a hearty laugh--not to mention some rather oft-expressed opinions.
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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2003, 09:52:49 AM »
feh. i don't have opinions. nor do I express them. Nor am I a liar.
Ok, I'll be a dwarf. Do I get a big axe?
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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2003, 10:30:49 AM »
No worries SE. I am the overweighted dude too. I am trying to fix that now. WHat with my minimalist efforts to not eat dinner, which only works when my stomach isn't turning into ulcers(which I don't have).
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« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2003, 04:15:36 AM »
uh, okay....

Anyway, yeah.  You totally get a big axe.  You'll have to grow the beard back, though.
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« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2003, 09:15:29 AM »
Do I get sweet dwarfy love too? Possibly with an elf queen?
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« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2003, 09:23:02 AM »
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2003, 09:30:45 AM »
what? you object so strongly to sending love notes and whispering sweet nothings?  ;D
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« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2003, 09:56:49 AM »
as long as they are only sweet nothings....
Dont make me tell your Dwarf Lass
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« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2003, 10:08:25 AM »
hmm... sweet dwarf lass.... They ain't got beards, y'know...
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« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2003, 10:24:41 AM »
Not according to the two towers!!!!
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« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2003, 05:18:07 PM »
Aragorn was teasing Gimli. And flirting with a girl while his honey waited for him half a continent away. How much can we really trust this guy? I mean, the only witnesses to his genealogy are ELVES, who can't be trusted anyway, and plus they're leaving the known world, so they don't care who's in charge.
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« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2003, 05:48:04 PM »
In the film, Gimli himself says the dwarf chicks have beards.
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« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2003, 05:54:12 PM »
Actually, Gimli just telle Eowyn that they look like men. It's Aragorn that says "it's the beard" that makes them look like men, not Gimli.
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« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2003, 05:57:21 PM »
And, really, the grey havens are on the west coast of France, Britain is the northlands i guess, Mordor is north west Italy, the pirennies are home to Moria and the the undying lands are... America i guess. So he was, at most, brought up half a country away :P
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