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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #330 on: October 04, 2005, 02:12:40 AM »
You GMed, and they argued with you?
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #331 on: October 05, 2005, 01:08:03 AM »
Jade says:
PLAGIARISM!!!

Jade says:
Rowling totally stole HP2 out of the D&C

Jade says:
D&C 38:13, 28

Jade says:
"And now I show unto you a mystery, a thing which is had in SECRET CHAMBERS, to bring to pass even your DESTRUCTION in process of time, and ye knew it not"

Jade says:
"And again, I say unto you that the ENEMY IN THE SECRET CHAMBERS SEEKETH YOUR LIVES"

Jade says:
Oh, I get it! JOSEPH SMITH PROPHESIED ABOUT HARRY POTTER!!!
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #332 on: October 06, 2005, 11:21:09 PM »
"What we cannot reach flying, we must reach limping. It is no sin to limp." --Sigmund Freud

This gives me hope.  :D I  may even have to change my quote to it, to remind me.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #333 on: October 10, 2005, 03:00:13 PM »
From the deleted scenes on the Series of Unfortunate Events DVD:

The two powder-faced women have been fighting over Count Olaf. He hugs one and in a stage whisper says, "I love you. You are my life, my future."

Then he hugs the other and whispers to her, "I think we're going to have to kill her eventually."

;D I just love Jim Carey. When he is on form, he can ad lib some great lines.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #334 on: October 16, 2005, 12:32:14 AM »
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"Hell, I work with you and I don't even know what your power is. Green?! Green is not a power, green is a color!"

- Superman, to Green Lantern, Losing Lois Lane
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #335 on: October 25, 2005, 11:22:26 PM »
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"Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw, and he never has the same problem twice."  

-  Arrogant Worms - 'Malcolm'

« Last Edit: October 25, 2005, 11:22:48 PM by fuzzyoctopus »
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #336 on: October 30, 2005, 08:03:30 PM »
Okay, I have several.  


Jeffe: That's just not my style.  
Fish: What?
Jeffe: Being a girl.


"We meet again, my coupon."  -Oldie Locks' 5 year-old.


"Mommy, I wish you were a cheese pizza.  Eatza!" -Oldie Locks' 7 year-old.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #337 on: October 31, 2005, 01:03:32 AM »
And don't forget (inspired by Wallace and Gromit's "I'm simply crackers about cheese!):

"I'm simply McDonalds about Wal-Mart!"
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #338 on: November 03, 2005, 11:10:57 PM »
After I explained how the Nephites named all of their kings Nephi:

Ari:  "That's like naming all of our presidents George - oh, wait, we do!"
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #339 on: November 05, 2005, 03:05:38 AM »
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #340 on: November 09, 2005, 09:13:03 PM »
Long lives are sexy.
- Entropy
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #341 on: November 09, 2005, 09:49:30 PM »
from a d&d session we had involving the deathknell miniatures of the giant frogs.  
me: "if you face the frogs together it looks like they are kissing"
BJ: "i hate when frogs kiss from a long distance away because you can see what they are doing in their mouths"
everyone: "ewww" <followed by laughter>
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #342 on: November 10, 2005, 09:32:57 PM »
[23:18] Nick: Ent|Bed changes to Ent|Civ4
[23:28] <Joe_Monso> and that right there is dedicated
[23:29] <Joe_Monso> You wake up and then go straight to the game
« Last Edit: November 10, 2005, 09:33:51 PM by Charlie82 »
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #343 on: November 11, 2005, 04:03:40 PM »
[15:02] evocablerapier: buy me a mac mini too
[15:03] SaintEhlersWork: yeah, I'll just use all that money I've been stashing in my pants
[15:03] evocablerapier: yay pants money
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Re: Best Quote lately
« Reply #344 on: November 11, 2005, 04:04:35 PM »
that was a good one. thanks for the laugh.
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