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Re: Worlds Cruddiest theme park?
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2004, 06:21:53 PM »
he's also being investigated for Tax fraud, violating zoning laws and has an arrest for burglery and assault...
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Re: Worlds Cruddiest theme park?
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2004, 06:29:52 PM »
Well *obviously* our corrupted government is just trying to squelch a true Servant of God.  Besides.  He's religious right?  Taxes don't apply to him, obviously since he's so holy.
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Re: Worlds Cruddiest theme park?
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2004, 07:06:22 PM »
You got it, now stand right here while I test your faith with this bowling ball...
Which teaches, er well it teaches that humans naturally fear big heavy things swinging at their face....
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Re: Worlds Cruddiest theme park?
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2004, 07:15:09 PM »
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Anyone can be saved, here's how:

Realize you are a sinner (Romans 3:23)
Recongnize that Jesus died for your sins (Romans 6:23)
Repent, ask Him to forgive you and save you right now (Romans 10:13)


Awesome! 3 easy to follow steps that I can use to avoid eternal damnation! :D Gee, that guy is so nice - making it all so clean cut and obvious now. How could i have missed it before?

Maybe i should ignore laws and build festering hellholes 'themeparks' as well...   :-*
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Re: Worlds Cruddiest theme park?
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2004, 07:19:54 PM »
yeah I mean why would you have to do anything to demonstrate the three steps to God. Words are one thing, actions another.
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Re: Worlds Cruddiest theme park?
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2004, 08:04:00 PM »
Wow, I wish someone would throw a bowling ball atg MY face so God would love me more!  Maybe the I too can vouch on disproved theories and become a villinous crook too!  ;D  I can't wait!  No more taxes, no more abiding by zoning laws and assault all around!
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Re: Worlds Cruddiest theme park?
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2004, 08:06:05 PM »
its funny because I dont mind the religion or belief as much as I mind the fact that they call it a theme park and there are no Roller Coasters.....

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Re: Worlds Cruddiest theme park?
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2004, 08:09:29 PM »
Really, and people are paying SEVEN DOLARS to go to this place?  Seven dolars for a family of four will buy you a friggin' video game! Or five pizzas and a two liter!  These people could have a party, or have someone test their fath with  a large object, and they choose the friggin' test!
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Re: Worlds Cruddiest theme park?
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2004, 10:21:13 PM »
so this parks theme is "quit moving flinchy, or you'll go to hell"? wow... isnt that magical...if I wanted to have big heavy objects thrown at my head i could just run out into the shotput feild at school...
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