Dear Intelligent and Erudite Individual:
New Years is a traditional time for deciding on and committing to activities that will improve yourself or the world around us all. While I think it's silly to WAIT for New Years to make such resolutions, if you're ready at the Year's change, you should certainly commit to it now.
Of course, some resolutions are better. Some people want to lose weight or help the homeless or some such. But I recommend these resolutions:
1) Give Dr. SÉ $100 a week. That's just a target number. Certainly, larger amounts are even better. And while it may seem stingy to give less, Dr. SÉ has a reputation for magnaminity, and will graciously accept any cash amount. His paypal account is
[email protected]2) Give Dr. SÉ anything off his
wish list (yet to be updated since the holiday season)
3) make sure Dr. SÉ wants for nothing. Babysitting for nights out with his wife and for gaming sessions are constantly in demand, for example.
4) and don't be an idiot. (to be clear, I'm not directing this to you, who as my biggest fan is clearly NOT an idiot, but the world at large seems to have trouble with this point).
5) love one another, be of good cheer, render service to the needy, etc, etc. You get the point.
¡Prospero año!
-Dr. SÉ
