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Title: ...and this is me
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 06, 2004, 10:34:39 AM

I figured since everyone here has had an argument with me at some time or another Id show you who I am


(http://img32.photobucket.com/albums/v97/maddrjeffe/Jeff.jpg)

Title: Re: ...and this is me
Post by: Spriggan on March 06, 2004, 11:07:06 AM

hahaha you fool!  Now there will be a Jeffe distort program!

Title: Re: ...and this is me
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 06, 2004, 11:14:32 AM

Hmmmmm.  I think if you put yourself in a tunic you would look a little like Samwise Gamgee.  And yes, there will be a Jeff distort program.  So, uhh, HAHAHA YOU FOOL to quote Spriggin.

Title: Re: ...and this is me
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 06, 2004, 11:53:28 AM

Oh man, you've got one of those cool hat thingys. I wish I could have one. Or maybe some sort of Commisar's hat. What a wonderful bunch of coconuts that would be.

Title: Re: ...and this is me
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 06, 2004, 12:32:35 PM

dude, you people need to stop wishing and just stop by a surplus or consignment store or even the Salvation Army.

if I had known you wanted a russian one when I went last year, i coulda gotten you one for like $5

Title: Re: ...and this is me
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 06, 2004, 12:42:07 PM

Doodey-head. Anyways, Jeffe, sine I'm sure you get this question from every dang civilian from here to there, what are all those things on your chest mean?

Title: Re: ...and this is me
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 06, 2004, 12:46:49 PM

secret code designed specifically to confuse civilians and make you feel inferior.

Title: Re: ...and this is me
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 06, 2004, 12:49:19 PM

Well, I know at least that that isn't true.

Title: Re: ...and this is me
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 06, 2004, 01:06:31 PM

i don't know why you think you know that. It's what it did.

Title: Re: ...and this is me
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 06, 2004, 11:37:14 PM

the only ones that really mean something are the second and second to last (reading left to right from the top) The top left one says I have two meritorious team awards (Ribbon + star), which are awards for performing a special duty (in my case marching in a funeral for a head of state, and doing medical support for the commandants change of command) The second is my good conduct ribbon, which says I havent gotten in trouble since I've been in, I dont remember off the top of my head what the third is but the fourth is my Sea Service Ribbon, which says I served for two years on a ship and the last is a special operations ribbon for an anti-drug mission in the Caribbean (not nearly as exciting as it sounds)  

Title: Re: ...and this is me
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 06, 2004, 11:41:38 PM

Im only required to wear my top 5 and this was before I got the 9.11 ribbon.

Title: Re: ...and this is me
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 06, 2004, 11:42:12 PM

I want to say number three was something like homeland defense....