Fine
But this could happen: Gemm gets home one night and smells. He went bike riding to a farm a mud wrestled with the pigs. HE NEEDS TO TAKE A SHOWER. After pausing to plan out his course of action.
Grabbing his shampoo from his closet, he slips on a girly mag that is his roomates and/or his nickolodeon magazine, stunned, he is startled as a crow flies into his window.
He jumps up, does a ninja/spy roll into his roomates closet. He then realizes he is stuck, and knows that too long in his own stench will kill him.
"HELLLLLLP. DON'T MAKE ME DIE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, PLEAAAASE." he sobs, setting down his shampoo.
Pulling himself together he devises a plan. He crouches and slides two quartes out from under the door, one into the other, sliding one out of any possible projectory he could have ahcieved with just one quarter.
This hits the cord to his alarm and/or telephone and/or radio and/or computer. That cord swings into a vent cover.The vent cover falls off, having not been screwed down.
Then Gemm takes a risk. He had had cheese for dinner at the farm, and lets one rip towards the crack in the doorframe. Only half makes it through, the rest adds to the stench choking him to death.
Suddenly, Carlithicamith, the rat, runs out of the vent seaching for cheese, and the smells slowly rises, causing Carlithicamith to follow it upwards. He climbs up a cord until he is at the highest point of the room.
"Blah Blahblahblah Blah Blah blahBLAH!!!" Gemm yells histerically to startle to the rat. But Gemm didn't remember that Carlithicamith is deaf. THe smell fades through the vents, and Carlithicamith starts to leave, but when he passes the window sill he sees the crows mangled corpse. This gives poor Carlithicamith a heart attack, and he falls of the narrow pass he had been traveling on.
Carlithicamith's body hits an astray marble,which rolls into Gemms four story house-of-cards replica of the minotonian labrinth. Two, three minuites pass and Gemm is hardley alive when the marble comes out the other side.
It rolls, bounces off a wall, and goes into an electrical outlet4. The marble is metal, and shoots out with sparks galore. Ii hits the lock on the door, Gemm stands up, twists the knob.
But it isn't unlocked. Gemm then punches the door, and it opens, falling off it's hinges.
"Whoa..." Says Gemm, astonished. Then government officails bust into his dorm and drag him away for animal abuse, wrestling pigs and killing Carlithicamith the rat. The court finds him guilty and he goes home and goes to sleep, forgetting all about the shampoo in his Roomates closet, who, by the way, is in Cancoon.
