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Re: Jam rants about his place of living
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2005, 09:03:57 PM »
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Re: Jam rants about his place of living
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2005, 09:12:23 AM »
obviously, you're too young to have seen the wonderful Tick cartoons. I will give you the exchange, then, if you really want, I'll explain the context (but that doesn't necessarily make any more sense).

Tick: "Taft, does your moustache ever... hurt you?"
Taft: "Sure. Some times it gets caught in my sweater and pulls a bit."
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Re: Jam rants about his place of living.
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2005, 09:15:12 AM »
I've seen the tick. I like it when Chairface tries to write his name on the moon, then for the rest of the series the moon says "Cha".
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Re: Jam rants about his place of living
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2005, 07:34:20 PM »
The Tick ruled.

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Re: Jam rants about his place of living
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2005, 08:31:41 AM »
/me misses the tick also

It is unfortunate about the lacking of the nerdhouse, that would have been acutely awesome.  However, yeah...the two roommates...changing their minds was kinda stupid.

I pay $120/week which covers: rent, internet, phone bill, electricity, and food (and we even cook from scratch).

It would be $30/ fortnight, only one of my roommates received a 'carers allowance' cos I'm so special...and we put it toards the rentness.

The moral of the story?  Get a roommate who has a disability and squeeze the government for all you can. XD
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Re: Jam rants about his place of living
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2005, 09:18:50 AM »
I like the way you think. Or thought. Did think, thought. Yes.
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Re: Jam rants about his place of living
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2005, 09:37:11 AM »
Well, it's workign pretty well right now.....makes moving 600km away from home just that little bit easier.  Leeching is the win. *squee*
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Re: Jam rants about his place of living
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2005, 08:58:02 AM »
And then they ban alcohol. In Student Accom.

Do they even know what a Uni student *IS*?
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Re: Jam rants about his place of living
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2005, 09:54:39 AM »
My sources tell me no....looks like you'll have to finish that rum quicksmart now...I'd help if I could...

/me will take any excuse to get alcomahol XD

kidding...but yeah...that's messed up in the head...like...IN THE HEAD!!!

ok...so that wasn't supposed to make sense XP
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Re: Jam rants about his place of living
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2005, 10:55:45 AM »
Alcohol in Accom?
Uni Students driving bets.
Quicksmart, and smarts so quick,
run that know into the ground.
Lik yeah, but.
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Re: Jam rants about his place of living
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2005, 03:58:43 AM »
Melonade, I'm free most of the weekend :) (Ironically, I'm kinda near redcliff in the week)
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Re: Jam rants about his place of living
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2005, 03:19:38 AM »
If people are wondering why that's ironic, it's becuase I'm at Recliffe on the weekends...sigh.

Oh well, having prac will make you want to be proper and drunk anyway, so you should have no more problems with too much alcohol in you place.

Sigh.
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